I Think I’m Going To Keep My Wisdom Teeth. Can’t Afford To Take That Shit Out + L + Ratio + It’s

Someone tell them I apologize for my six month psychosis 

this is immensely funny to me

Straight up wtf is going on and why did he say that like that to me ???? Like I said something that was horrible like what’s wrong with saying that idk what to do when he scrolls though his camera roll for 20 minutes telling me about things

y’all hear about Kim Kardashian bombing a gas station in Tucson?

I just accidentally super swiped a crazy conservative I was inspecting his page and I don’t know I like didn’t realize where the fucking super swipe thing was and I like went to go scroll and oh my god 

ay can you watch him while i smoke

“Basically.. my desk is a mess”

(Albeit very cute and sweet) and I respect him bc I get it but he’s a little dumb and cringe and I think I was just dick sick bc wow being cute and sweet and great in bed does not make up for being that bad of a communicator

i watched the birth of my child today

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot