YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY BELOVEDSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is Tristan’s nickname for the listener “Gumpy”-

Also read the description for the video, GREAT MOVE, and it also provides some nice little threads for the more hardcore Crumpets (just hope he’s taking breaks and resting- also apparently I need to listen to Andrew and Kayson again XD)

Edit: Your Honor, I love him, he’s a great guy friend and I REALLY hope nothing ruins their friendship if this series continues- SO THAT’S WHY THE NICKNAME IS GUMPY AAAAAAAAA-

I'M BACK IN THE F*CKING BUILDING-

*racing back to room after watching Chronicles of Narnia* *headphones taking forever to connect* "Please work, I need to hear my husband-"

BRO I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY GONNA BE FOR THE PATREON CROWD, THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THIS ESCAPED-

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLETCHER I MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yes, I'm tearing up already WOOOOOOOOOOOO- he's reading to Lass awwwwwwwwwwwwww...

ON. THE FLOOR. HE'S THE SWEETEST THING EVER AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH-

"If God takes your soul before mine, I'll still love you-" Hahaaaaaa, hey, Escaped, buddy, you know you can ASK me to hand over my heart before you throw it off a cliff, mmkay? YOU DON'T HAVE TO TEAR IT OUT OF MY CHEST, WE CAN SKIP THAT STEP.

Not Lass being an angel omg, augh, he makes me SICK-

7:56.

Escaped. I have lightsabers, I will fight you-

Again, thank you for giving us the timbermannnnnnnn, 10/10, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh-

"I am not editing this." (my favorite Escaped Audios catchphrase XD)

Chapter 6:

I have a procedure in the morning smh but I don't wanna sleep yet, this is too good...

Great, wound's healed- FLETCHER MY PRECIOUS BOI- WAIT WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR A MONTH?!

Oh so basically I'm just me without my glasses, ok I can work with that

Wait- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OH DAMN OK-

O K A Y -

CLAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Lily I completely understand you girl, Blind Simon is fineeeeeeeeeeeee... BABYGIRL YOU'RE NOT A MONSTER DON'T SAY THAT-

I'm listening to this and looking at my friend's art and I tell you the dopamine is too much for my lone braincell to handle tonight... gosh it's late grrrrrrrr...

Ookay we're after Simon, cool cool cool cool cool-

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SOUNDTRACK THIS IS LIKE A FREAKING MOVIE, MY POTC LOVING HEART IS HERE FOR THIS-

Nope we're binging this whole thing, aughhhhhhhhhhhh-

*grabs headphones and crochet project*

Ok, got my doughnut, let's go-

Episode 3

Again. I strongly protest my part in this deal.

COME ON, BIG GUY, YOU GOT THIS- I think... oh nope, uhhh lemme work on that escape plan-

MA'AM, please, what is with the insults, I did nothing-

Ohhhh, the Surge gang... this got interesting.

CROW I THOUGHT WE WERE TAKING HER ALIVE- oh she's fine. Oh she's gonna hate us...

Ok to be fair, I'm still not sure what my opinion of Crow is yet... ah y'all were raiders? No, I do think he's good deep down...

I KNEW IT, I'M TELLING YOU, WE'RE INADVERTENTLY WORKING FOR SURGE BRO

Yes, very eloquent, boss... I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU MF, I KNEW IT.

HE HAS A KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAA

NVM, HE IS A CAT LOVER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Aw no Crow... Crow don't cry, it's ok bubby... why the frick would I run away, you big lug smh. Why the frick would I think you're an animal bro- oh. OH. UM. OKAY THEN.

I mean after all that, yeah might as well stay, bro- OMG. WELP.

(Gosh when they get like that augh- *punches wall*)

HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDD UP. DID I STAY THE NIGHT- AYO??

Episode 4

Omg I stayed the night, wow-

He sounds happy agh 😭

YEAH IT IS LUCKY YOUR CAR'S WRECKED, I CAN'T KEEP SECRETS BRUV.

Dannie knows doesn't she- yep, yep she does.

BECAUSE IT'S SO OBVIOUS DANNIE-

Wait wait, don't let Dannie die, ok, I like her. Dannie lives, please.

Dannie NO. NO SHE BETTER BE OKAY.

I call dibs on the pistol-

Please be ok Dannie please- omg kitty!!!

DANNIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Episode 5

Crow, we will get him, but calm down first please

... I'm not gonna die again right? Right? Cuz uh- I don't like how that sentence went- yeah come here, bub.

Oh greattttt, they're expanding their power...

Mindspike sounds like a control drug- THE SIDE EFFECTS LOL-

Ok either I'm gonna die or Crow is gonna die and I'm going to end up crying over his recorded tapes.

"Oh and one for good luck-" *no no no melting stop it me*

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT- CROW-

Istg if one more person calls me b*tch.

*crochet project has been completely abandoned for the moment*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THEY'VE BEEN TAKING SAMPLESSSSSSS...

Hey girllllllll... thanks for the apology I really appreciate that- THERE'S A BABY HERE- why is the baby named Project Vengeance bro.

Oh precious angel

No I'm not ready Crow, one of us is gonna die-

Episode 6

K, he's monologuing, now would be the PERFECT time to shoot-

Here we gooooooo... DON'T INSULT CROW LIKE THAT- AND DON'T TALK ABOUT DANNIE LIKE THAT-

YES- ooh no wait this is kinda troublesome... UM I'D VERY MUCH LIKE TO MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE, BRO- BOTH OF US ALIVE PLEASE.

No no no no not ready for this not ready for this- aaaaaaaaagh that sounded like it hurt-

AUGH THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT HURT-

I'm sorry guy, it's for a good cause I promise-

AHHH LET'S GO MUSICCCCCCCCCCC

I don't like this idea dang it-

🎶She's a maniac, maaaaaaniac on the floor...🎶

The end is uncomfortably close...

GEEZ, when they lowkey get demanding, gosh-

We're gonna be chill, we'll be fine...

ROSE, PLEASE, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE, PLEASE LET CROW GO-

I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO LIVE, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO DIE PLEASE-

NOOOO CROW COME ON-

NO DAMMIT-

SHUT UP THERE'S A CROW CAWING- WHY IS ROSE HERE-

NOT EGGYOLK- AND THE NAME CHANGE-

*kicks over table* NOT THE CASSETTE TAPE I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

... Yeah this was great, great story. Um- Neon Wings is the next part okay...

I DIDN'T CRY THIS TIME, THOUGH- I managed to beat that part, hah.

(I thought Saku and Nora were the best at angst, dammit, I'm so dead-)

BACK ON THE BINGE

K I'm not the biggest fan of sci-fi, dystopian type stories, but we'll see, this could be interesting.

Episode 1: "But this story isn't about me." Me with my one braincell: "It's not?" "It's about you." "It is?"

I automatically distrust and dislike the CEO.

Oh dope, I'm an investigator...

Damn ok, fine, Crow- *checks tags* "Coworkers to lovers" right, not enemies-

I need a himbooo... I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiiiiiiiiight

WHO IS EGGYOLK- DOES HE HAVE A BUBBAS?

Oh yeah we going clubbing- neverrrrrrr mind-

I'm grinning so hard at the music playing, I love Hall & Oates, wow...

(Btw I'm listening to this while screaming in the friend chat about Tigress and Po smh)

THANK YOU CROW I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND- yet, i'm sure there's a yet smh... NOT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok we're so in trouble smh, Crow, can you be any more obvious. Or blatant. No sir, I'm not sure he's all the way there, either.

*facepalming* Is this why his last partner died-

Please put down the lighter- oh my gosh-

Episode 2:

I'm with him, please don't arrest me-

... Actually Crow you're not saying enough, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAST TWO PARTNERS BRO-

I'm gonna take you up on that offer actually-

No Crow, I have a very bad feeling about these missions now

... he doesn't have a license- actually not that shocking now that I think about it

Yeah, water's great! *has not drank a drop all day-*

Ok he's got a point about modern struggles though.

Omg, the soundtrack for this is going to be fire too aughhhhhhhh

*catches myself smiling at the dancing scene* *immediately hitting pause* *jabbing finger at Escaped* NO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR HIM, YOUR TRICKS AREN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME DANG IT.

YES PLEASE I WILL JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH.

No I'm not falling for Crow. It's not gonna happen.

Oh flashback, nice.

We're inadvertently working with the Surge gang aren't we.

No boss I want foodddddddddd...

Boi. What do you know about Acid Rain. I KNEW IT-

If you don't see a body, they ain't dead. And even if you see a body, they're still probably not dead.

Listen, Imma need everyone to STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP.

*hears gun cock* Oh we're screwed.

NOT SINGLE COMBATTTTTTTTTTTTT LET'S GO- oh she kinda cute ngl- I TAKE IT BACK, WHY DO I GOTTA DIE IF HE LOSES- HANG ON NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY-

Feral: *sprints past carrying laptop* “WE’RE DOING CANON AND SEMI-CANON NOW-” “We’re WHAT? …WAIT WHAT NO-“

Feral!Nyx: "Ok so- you know how we've been rewatching Vampire Hunter, right?" Nyx: "Yeah..." "And how we've been scrolling through the Bunkshelf and the blog for lore and headcanons and whatnot?" "... yeah-" "And how we started listening to Arctic Monkeys yesterday-" "Where are you going with this." "..." *pulls out reference photo* "So I went on Pinterest and-" "WE HAVE A DOODLE AND AN ANIMATIC I NEED TO LIPSYNC ALREADY IN PROGRESS. I'M NOT ABOUT TO DRAW BATS." "... I also have a backstory planned out?" "Damn you-"

Lil' sis is streaming her comic process if anyone wants to check her out!!

YouTube

Let's work on a new project together!!👀(chill drawing + just chatting!) 🧡💫

✨Chat Rules!!✨. No bullying, sexism, racism, or any other hate-based speech.. Don’t spam words or use all-caps to grab attention.. Don’t arg

We shall see how the scuff is today XD ;-;

I’M SORRY WHATTTTTTTTTTT-

THIS IS AMAZING OMGGGGGGG-

‼️not my oc belongs to @magebunkshelf

Mask alt

Favorite moments from playing Smash Bros. with my bestie:

Always happens, both of us struggling to set up the Switch for two-player mode (neither of us have one, but campus has a game room)

"PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE-" "CAN YOU JUST LET ME WIN ONE TIME-"

Her summoning the eldritch Pokemon gods to strike me down

One of our main goals is to get the Shadow the Hedgehog assist trophy because he's my boi

Me immediately falling off the stage once we DO get Shadow because I'm too busy fangirling

Both us screaming happily because one of us got Alucard or Waluigi

Me struggling to figure out how to use Madam Butterfly while playing as Bayonetta

Finally figuring it out- "WHOAAAAAAA-" "QUICK DO IT AGAIN-" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID, BEE-"

Both of us screaming in terror as one of us got The Moon as an assist trophy (I HATE that thing.)

Plotting how to make your listeners cry next 🙄🤣🫶🏾

The Shifters

Drawing of my sona with my favorite VAs in the ASMR/audio roleplay community (with and without color filter)... original reference below.

(Also sorry for any and all inaccuracies ya'll TwT)

And random thoughts as always-

I feel like Escaped's and Scythe's sonas would be the biggest... like Escaped is lorge but Scythe is an absolute TANK-

"We must make Saku look majestic and kingly-"

"How the heck do you draw a turtleneck-"

*endless scrolling through Youtube communities, old tweets, and tumblr posts for drawing references of them*

"HOW THE HECK DO YOU DRAW A SHIRT COLLAR."

Anyone who can draw and likes to draw is a powerful entity and I love you.

"... ok wait I actually like how this is going, this might be okay-"

"I take it back I hate this-"

No, I cannot draw a hood, hoods and I are not on good terms.

I just realized this is Nyx.

Random thought: "Can I amigurimify an ASMRist?" One day and a trouncing in Spades later:

HE'S JUST A LIL GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

Original pattern by Little Crochet farm: https://littlecrochetfarm.com/crochet-mini-grim-reaper-amigurumi-free-pattern/

Inspired by @scytheaudio

He's so adorable, I'm gonna squish him.