Chapter 6:

Gentle, eh?! Be gentle!

*thinking the Villain series was going to be my favorite* *having the hardest time drawing Cheeky and V* *clicking on the War of Witches* *finds out I can be a freaking demon cat which fits my sona perfectly*

V, I love ya, you're hilarious, but Imma be chilling with Creed for a bit... also I like being called floofster.

Bonus dooble: me after finding out Scythe is also a Shadow the Hedgehog fan-

I think War of the Witches is my favorite Scythe series so far... but it's also been a really good distraction from my jaw aching (wisdom teeth being yanked out is not fun).

Also, Cole. My guy. Tongue is great, don't get me wrong, it's freaking delicious... but do we need to carry it around on a string...?

CREED MY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

-🖤🐈‍⬛

*gestures to shattered heart on table* That’s FINE, I didn’t need it anyway-

drawing this gave me damage in every meaning of the word

Favorite moment from Mage's and M's Portal Co-op:

Mage: "Ban me from talking for five minutes? How are we gonna be able to solve this if I'm not allowed to talk?" [laughs]

M: "He's the smart one, don't make him shut up!"

"Don't say that!"

"I need him to speak aloudddddd!"

[a minute later]

"So I think in the pa-" [pause] [breaks into laughter]

"Hm?"

[whispers] "Check chat."

"I- I only have the one monitor, it's hard for me to go back and forth right now-"

"I've got a five-minute voice ban, I'll talk in five minutes."

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO, MOONCHILDSS WHYYYYYYYYY-"

[muted Mage laughing in the corner]

Hey, hi, hello, Nora, what the heck are you doing.

W-what are you doing, Nora.

If anyone touches the boi, it's on SIGHT.

Art not mine, from the Bunkshelf Wiki, which is super cool- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A MITCH I CAN PET-

Kya, okay so-

We’ve officially finished the crown and started work on the lettering and first bird.

Row 60/150, this thing is gonna be HUGE.

*drops stack of notes on your desk* YES I DID, AND I FINISHED A FEW SIDE QUESTS TOO-

I have questions, comments, an issue, and a few random thoughts if you can stand my chaos, good sir...

The question: DID ALFONSO'S DAD ACTUALLY SLEEP WITH CARMEN. I NEED TO KNOW, DANG IT.

The issue: you are making me choose between the Spaniard and the Scotsman for my hubbie and I don't like it-

my list of fictional crushes has only grown since I've gotten into ASMR... the list was already long enough...

The comments:

First off, I really like Alfonso's character. Specifically the fact that he's not already a famed vampire slayer or anything, that he's still low in the ranks of the Guild and he's trying to live up to the memory of his father. I also enjoyed how the confession scene in Episode Five was written. One of my BIGGEST pet peeves with romance tropes is when someone says "I love you!" after TWO DAYS of knowing the other person (I'm looking at you, Disney). But here, it felt like it was taken into account that Alfonso and the Guest hadn't known each other for long and were thrown into a very stressful and emotional situation. So yeah, feelings were probably going to be a result of that, but that doesn't necessarily mean it was "love" to begin with... but it could become that. Saying "I want you" made it feel more honest, I suppose.

Second, loveeeeee how the video was set up (I watched the story compilation btw, probably should've mentioned that). But the way the background shifted with the situation was SO cool. I've noticed that before in your other series, not sure if I've brought it up yet, but it really helps with the immersion as well as giving me a better idea of what the setting is. Also- SOUNDTRACK. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE SOUNDTRACK.

Third, I thought it was epic that you did it in English and Spanish. Also neat finding out that you're Spanish, that was cool. My family's Puerto Rican, so I can understand the language (if you speak it at very slow pace and are very patient with me) but I personally can't speak it. I love hearing it, though, and I want to learn it properly lol.

Mmkay, that's enough of sane Nyx, time for my chaos-

"Alfonso, shut up about Carmen, Carmen is my QUEEN, I LOVE HER, she shall be the tía of our children when we get married-"

"This is probably not at all canon but Alfonso looks like Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride in my head- where's the actual design for him-"

*is once again deceased at confession scene raaaaaaaaaaaaaagh*

"Scythe, you did it again, this villain is epic."

"Ok so we have werewolves in here, which probably means that Der Wolfsjäger might be connected...? Possibly? Bro, these mythic transformations do not sound PLEASANT, AUGH-"

"OMG WE GET TO TRAIN TO BE A VAMPIRE SLAYER LET'S GO-"

From the Matador Gothic spinoffs:

In "Proving Yourself to Your Vampire Master", I could literally see it all playing out in my head as an animatic, which makes me furious that I can't draw well.

"Infiltrating a Vampire Nightclub":

"These tight pants reduce my mobility."

Me working on my sweater vest: "Pretty sure you look great from behind, though-"

"And stop looking at my butt!"

*drops crochet hook* "LORD, I PROMISE I'LL BE MORE WHOLESOME, I'M SORRY-"

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT WE'RE ENGAGED NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?" *internal squealing intensifies*

"Not in Front of Dinner, Darling"- the tea. Just. All. The tea. I was literally sitting there with one hand covering my mouth listening to everything go down. Like yes, this is very entertaining, I could absolutely just sit here while y'all sort out your relationship- ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY- SIR?!?!?!?!? Also, dinner would very much prefer to NOT see any ravaging of ANY sort... thank you...

OH and the Goblin series, decided to watch that before Matador Gothic... listen, I'm all for teaching people about the magic of Christmas and what not, but if I got locked up for a year because of that little imp AND it's wrecking my house when I get home, I'm getting the baseball bat again, I'm sorry. It was a great series, 10/10.

*checks notes* Aaaaaaaaand that's about all I got for tonight. Or today. Take your pick. Bravo, Escaped, I enjoyed this once again... don't know if I want to watch Wolfsjäger yet, I might go for New Jersey Rats, since that's another finished series.

Thanks againnnnnnnn, happy holidays!!!

-🖤🐈‍⬛

Episode three of Matador Gothic:

"How much of that did you hear?" "... Enough to say I hope we get married by the end of this story?"

MY QUEEN WILL RETURN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

ASMR rant pt. 3: Thoughts after binging Capital M Audios

Less chaos than normal from the stray?? Will it ever be possible???

Capital M Audios: Listen the orca lady said I could have all the fresh fish I wanted if I join the pod, therefore I join the pod.

Mental state: *waiting outside the door with a bowl ready for the next bit of food*

Favorite audio series: Keeper of the Broken Shrine (MY BELOVED DYSFUNCTIONAL TRIO AAAAAAAAA-)

Audio I thought I'd dislike but ended up loving: Thirsty Dryad (no cuz she’s EXACTLY like my mom over water brands-)

Random notes:

Aight, confession time, first female VA channel I've listened to OUTSIDE of a collab. It should not have taken me this long.

So far when I ðĘvØųŘ binge these channels, I start with the series playlists first and then go for the one-shots, but I decided to do the opposite this time.

Ok absolutely LOVING the collabs with Daysprite btw, the two play off each other so well.

"What are you, a masochist?!" *glances up from lab notes* "... next question-"

YES MADAM PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR APPRENTICE- *hears the start-up sound effect for a laptop* *immediately wheezing*

WAIT I’M THE SHUTTLE?!?!? WTF HAPPENED TO ME- oh well, thank you for saving me, shame about my mortal shell I’M A FREAKING SHUTTLE-

(I need to stop getting jumped by you merpeople, sheesh…)

The freaking. Cliffhanger. For Broken Shrine. AAAAAAAAGH. MIYA MY QUEEN I LOVE YOU, DON’T CRY PLEASE, I WON’T LEAVE-

Writing? Excellent. Humor? Had me muffling my laughter in the library. Acting? On point.

There is no greater pain than deciding to binge a channel, liking the channel, loving a series, and then finding out the last episode in the playlist is a cliffhanger. I wish I had found out about y’all soonerrrrrrr 😭😭😭

Something I drew for my YT mutuals XD

(original ref from Pinterest)

FELLOW ASMR YARNIVORE AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

THIS LOOKS AMAZING, YOU DID SO GOOD!!!!!

I made a Mage Bunkshelf’s Mitch sweater

I started it a while ago but I had to wait for some yarn to restock. This had a lot of firsts. It’s my first Sweater (my hubris didn’t allow me to use a pattern, I just made one up as I went), it’s my first tapestry/intarsia crochet, I also learned how to crochet with my left hand, alternating right and left between rows to always be working from the front, and I learned how to knit for the ribbing. Sadly it’s getting to warm to wear it now, but it’s going to see a lot of use when it gets colder again.