Now I Don't Want To Post My Thoughts On Chapter 6, Sir Why Are You Reading My Cringe Screaming-

The two sides of Escaped Audios as viewed by a random stray cat:

The first side of the coin:

Silly, goofy man with contagious laughter

If you look up the definition of scrunkly in the dictionary, his picture is probably there

Gives serious Epic!Odysseus vibes (him ranting about Chloe is seriously the sweetest freaking thing ever, kyaaaaa-)

Most likely a Disney Princess in disguise considering his friendship with animals

Great for adventures

... the second side of the coin:

"Ok, horror, nice-" *immediately stabbed in the heart with the relatability*

"What dark recess of the mind did this come from-"

Great villain laugh

Like really- it's terrifying but intriguing- I'm scared by how good the laugh is

If he wanted to he could probably become Escaped the Supervillain

Thank God he hasn't yet-

We did not get the fwuff.

HAD TO FREAKING MISS THE FIRST BIT CUZ MY WIFI CUT OUT, THANKS UNIVERSE-

Bruh I missed Lochlannnnnnn

No he misses his peopleeee-

.......... BRO WHAT IS GOING ON JUST SAY IT PLEASE.

Okay so he's hearing a voice in his head- great- probably nothing suspicious, just some instincts-

"Hey, remember that the moon has influences over the tides- and he's a merman-" "SHUT UP-"

FORGET YOU, HOWWWWWW- YOU GOT DRUNK IN MY BATHTUB. HOW DO I FORGET YOU.

Don't make me cry. Goddammit I'm actually tearing up, don't you dare make me cry-

"I'm afraid to be your friend right now-" *pauses video and walks around room taking deep breaths*

Aw, checking to make sure he took care everything okay I'm fine-

Yeah I'm crying, ughhhhhhhhhh I can't-

... kay the screen's glitching...

Ok, Mage said something was teased in the last minisode, what happened with Aru that's important...

@kipperzz OK I'M SORRY-

The introductory page I've been putting off making for a long time!! So exciting woww! Probably forgot to add some major things but anyway

The Shifters

Drawing of my sona with my favorite VAs in the ASMR/audio roleplay community (with and without color filter)... original reference below.

(Also sorry for any and all inaccuracies ya'll TwT)

And random thoughts as always-

I feel like Escaped's and Scythe's sonas would be the biggest... like Escaped is lorge but Scythe is an absolute TANK-

"We must make Saku look majestic and kingly-"

"How the heck do you draw a turtleneck-"

*endless scrolling through Youtube communities, old tweets, and tumblr posts for drawing references of them*

"HOW THE HECK DO YOU DRAW A SHIRT COLLAR."

Anyone who can draw and likes to draw is a powerful entity and I love you.

"... ok wait I actually like how this is going, this might be okay-"

"I take it back I hate this-"

No, I cannot draw a hood, hoods and I are not on good terms.

I just realized this is Nyx.

Best promotion I’ve ever seen, I’m sold, will be giving my bubby head pats later-

Wiki update!!

magebunkshelf.net

After an extended head-scratchy time, I have finally figured out moving the wiki onto its own custom domain! In an effort to position the wiki as the front website for the channel it has all my social links, an updates feed for recent audios and posts, and now has its own custom address!

bunkshelf.miraheze.org/wiki

Old. Long. Clunky. Does not inspire joy.

magebunkshelf.net

New! Easy! Memorable! Sexy!

The old Miraheze domain should continue to redirect to the new domain so it should just be a seamless transition, old saved hyperlinks should all work fine. I'm just delighted we actually got this working. Just go there and look at the address bar, it's a proper big grown-up website now! Yes I'm a nerd.

While I'm at it I've gone through and tidied up a bunch of stuff and updated the pages for the recent audios. As always if anything is broken or missing or needs updating let me know!

Alright, Mermay edit lesgooooo

-Mage

Oh and don't forget the headpattable Mitch on the front page! ^ ^

The Ilves Crest Crochet Tapestry

I locked in last night lol, just finished this-

Original design by ZsakuVA, border pattern by naztazia on YouTube, tapestry pattern made by me on Stitchfiddle.

Random notes:

So the actual stats of this thing: The actual creative process started January 23 (I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR THAT LONG?!?!?!?!!?) when I asked Saku if it was okay to try crocheting his design. Crocheting took a little over 7 weeks and ~108 hours? But with a bunch of interruptions due to college and family stuff. Luckily I bought more than enough yarn to finish this, since I found out a week after I started that JoAnn was closing (they had the best yarn selection I'd ever seen too 😭). It is 57.25 in. long (~1.5 m) and 47 in. wide (~1. 2 m).

I thought about making this like- an actual wall-hanging tapestry, but as it got longer I saw that it made a really nice blanket so I decided to just keep it as a throw. Definitely my biggest project to date...

Crochet list is still going for the VAs lol... I kind of want to make a wearable for myself though, so one small plushie attack to take a break from the big projects, then I'm going to make myself a spiderweb coat! If anyone has ideas on what I could make for the VAs, I'd love to hear them- Saku's down, for Nora I want to make a giant stuffed onigiri pillow... I think for Scythe I want to make JayJay's red panda plushie Advoo, but I feel like I could make something more epic. For Escaped, Mage, and GBA I have no idea what to make.

Anyway hope you guys like it!!!! This was super fun, and I'm really really proud of how it came out.

And thank you Saku, your work is super inspiring and I hope I did your design justice!

Cheers, lovelies <3

-🖤🐈‍⬛

“Perfect fit. What do you think?”

“OKAY SOUNDTRACK-”

Passages from audios that have stuck with me, pt. 5 (sappy edition okay...)

Escaped Audios

"I can't do it! I just... I can't hurt you. Because- I can't let you go. There has to be another way. I don't know if I'm delusional, I don't know if I'll be making everything worse, but- I just can't do it. Because- because I want you. I want you so badly. I don't know what I'm doing, but I've never felt this way before. I want you so badly, I feel like I'm going crazy because even though the whole world is crashing down around me, all I can think about is- kissing you." (Matador Gothic Part Five: Rescuing Your Vampire Ally)

"No- don't leave yet. Because I- I've been thinking about a lot of stuff. About the things I regret. About the things I'm afraid that I'll regret if I do them. [...] I think that's all just me coming up with excuses, because I don't know what would happen if I- if I told you- I want you. [...] I haven't stopped thinking about you since the day we met. Ever since you came outside and brought me that to-go box. [...] Whenever I think of the future, all I do is wonder what I'd have to do to keep you in it. Every time I try something new, the first thing I do is imagine sharing it with you. Every time I listen to a song, all I can do is imagine it being the soundtrack to our first kiss. [...] I wasted so much time worrying about what I might regret doing that I never stopped to worry about what I might regret not doing. And I've taken chances on so many stupid things that I might as well take a chance on something that really matters. And I know- that no matter what- I'm going to regret not taking this chance." (My Greasefire Life Episode Six: Pancakes for Dinner)

"Hush. Don't cry. Everything is gonna be okay. [...] I know I'm dying... but I won't be gone. I'll still be out there... somewhere. Somewhere, there's a guy who doesn't know you yet, and his name is Benji, and he works at a Blockbuster on 4th Street. He doesn't know you yet, but he's gonna meet you and fall in love like he's never been in love before. He's gonna see you and realize that very second that he'd do anything for you. He'll drive across the country with you, start a new life with you, and never feel regret or fear again because he knows that, no matter what, you'll be there with him." (Chronus Seven: Part Eight- Finale)

Good Boy Audios:

"But... I don't expect... you could ever understand. And I don't want you to either. You mean too much to me. Because even if- I know- it's never gonna happen- even though- you have no interest in me... I'm in love with you. Isn't that the best joke you ever heard? [...] She's- she's crying. What's- what's the matter, Faithful? Eh? Why aren't you- smiling- you're supposed to- laugh at a bastard like me... right?" (Bastard Warrior: Treasure Hunt with a Bastard and an Artificer)

"But ah- yeah. He loves you. A lot as well. How much? Well, let me tell you. He looks at you, and he sees an angel. And he won't make a move... because he's unworthy of you. You're a lot stronger than he is. Ah, shut up. We both know you don't need to fight monsters to be strong. Being strong is sticking to your beliefs. Even when things get rough." (Bastard Warrior: Saving Your Bastard Warrior)

"When are you going to be a fucking man and admit your feelings for her?! I see the way you look at her. I see the way she looks at you! You're both so perfect together. And yeah, I have feelings for her, and sure I fantasize a little bit, but you know what? I am rooting for you guys! You're both... you're both so cool and... and I love you guys..." (Bastard Warrior: Getting Drunk with Your Idiot Lovers)

ZsakuVA:

"I'm not taking pity on you! I love you! Yes, I do. I don't love anyone I come across. I'm capable of a lot, and I can love many people at once, but you fill my heart the most. As of right now, yes. So I'm more than happy to give what I have to you if I don't end up coming back. [...] It's okay. Maybe you'll see me again. And if you don't... I'll still be with you. [...] All I want is for you to be happy. To wake up in the morning and smile that you live for another day. I want you to go out there and find what you've forgotten. Catch up on things you missed. You deserve that much at the very least. Like I said... I love you. I always will love you." (Dontis: Sharing Secrets with an Incubus)

"It was the worst mistake. He did what no being should have done. That even the wisest cannot control. He loved me. And I could not give it to him in return. In his eyes swam a pain I had never been allowed to see. A secret he kept closest to his heart. He knew what I would do if I found out. And I was ready to run in that moment. But for the first time... I was stopped by a strange yearning to heal him... comfort him... to embrace the unbreakable and soothe his fears of being alone once again. And despite my own warnings... despite my mind yelling at me to go... I realized it was also my fear." (Dontis: The Incubus and the Vampire)

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IT'S THE SAME ENTITY I'M TELLING YOU- *she yowls before she's shoved into a carrier and taken to the pound*

"We now call to the stand Saku, Escaped, and Scythe, is this y'all?"

“Why do you write so much angst?” Because happiness is temporary, but emotional devastation is forever.