I Lub Them All Because They’re Great :’) Also They Also Agree About Mouth Rocks So :3

the way that straight men talk about their attraction to women’s bodies is so dull and colourless compared to the ways I’ve seen queer women talk about women’s bodies

like we out here talking bout

razor sharp jawlines like the kind you could fuckin cut yourself on hoo baby

those biceps like gimme that dumb jock energy, that “I can carry you from the doorway to the bed in one go easy” energy christ

muscular bACKS HOLY SHIT OOOO LORDY LORD

hands. just have you ever heard a gay woman talk about hands? like fuckin hell I’ve seen people go nuts over Katie McGrath’s wrists that’s the level we’re at here

hair!!!! long, short, loose, styled!!!!! that specific moment when someone goes to tie their hair back into like a messy bun or a half pony and they hold the elastic band in their mouth and pull their hair back in their hands THATS A WLW KINK RIGHT THERE

eeeeeeeyes. The first three girls I got with all had gorgeous eyes and all commented on my eyes like this is a whole thing it’s our sneaky way of forcing eye contact is to just be like “woah your eyes are gorgeous what colour even are they” and BOOM we have contact this is a-happening

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I once saw a girl with a six pack and couldn’t form a sentence for the next minute

etc etc (don’t even get me started on forearms aaaaa)

whereas whenever I talk to straight dudes about women they like it’s always like hahahahaha her tits are banging amirite and I’m like

guys

liberate yourselves

let yourselves talk about a gal’s popping collarbone once in a while like Christ there are so many gorgeous things to focus on in women get creative go fuckin nuts women are absolutely incredible angels I am so gay

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It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

FANDERS, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T SIGN THIS PETITION.

No, not even as a joke. Don’t share it with your friends as a joke either, or make a meme out of it, or anything. I don’t know what the motivation was behind creating this petition – I guess it very well could have been a younger well-meaning Fander who genuinely doesn’t understand how elections work – but regardless of what the intentions were, this is so so so awful and could have so many terrible consequences if it starts gaining traction.

Listen, we all understood why Kanye’s “presidential bid” was harmful, right? This is basically the same thing: right now, every third-party vote is a vote for Tr*mp and, no offense to my American friends, but your country cannot afford to vote Tr*mp back in. The upcoming election needs to be taken seriously now more than ever. 

The fact that this petition is being directed at the Thomas Sanders fandom is extra unsavory. It’s common knowledge that a huge chunk of this fandom is made up of younger people, and as much as I love, cherish, and respect our younger population – heck, I’m a minor myself – the fact is that we’re much more easily influenced, eager to give people the benefit of the doubt, and unfortunately, way too many of us may not know any better.

“But Spec!” I hear you cry. “If this petition is mainly being spread by the younger side of the fandom that doesn’t know any better, what harm could it do? They can’t vote anyway!”

The thing is, if you follow multiple Sanders Sides blogs, you’ll know from all the times you’ve seen the same post on your dash ten times in a row that we spread stuff like wildfire. If enough people aren’t aware of the harmful consequences and start spreading this petition around, then regardless of whether they’re seriously asking for signatures or just spreading it as a joke, one viral post would be all it takes for the mainstream internet to take notice. I cannot stress enough how disastrous that would be. 

The second that this petition catches the attention of the wider public, the US will be at risk of having a repeat version of Kanye’s presidential bid: people with a vote, a terrible sense of humour and no understanding of the consequences may write in Thomas Sanders as a joke, thus effectively wasting a vote that could be used to take Tr*mp out of office.

Oh, and if for whatever reason you’re a Fander that “doesn’t care about politics”, then first of all check your privilege at the very least you could care about Thomas?? He is a real person that could suffer very real harm not only to his brand/reputation, but also his personal safety if this petition thing gets out of hand. A similar thing happened to the author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series when a petition to change the US flag to the face of his fictional character began to gain traction. He was unaffiliated with the petition, but still received honest-to-goodness death threats. We cannot let this happen again.

Sorry if this post makes me sound angry, but it’s because I am. This is absolutely ridiculous. Please signal boost.

If you throw your trash out of any moving vehicle or on the ground, you are piece of trash you aren’t making the world any better.

People who pick their trash up and don’t throw trash out windows, you’re doing great sweetie I love you keep doing what you’re doing! Its really disrespectful when people don’t pick up their trash, so please pick yo stuff up. :)

Moment of silence for all the kids with overly strict parents

ah, perry the platypus! i see you fell into my trap… the strangling arms of cissexism! you may be wondering what the purpose of this machine i have pointed at the sky is. you see perry the platypus, when i was born in gimmelshtump the doctor assigned me a gender… and my family went with it! and so did i, perry the platypus! i am a cisgender male! but i decided to use my privilege as a cis man for good and came up with this new invention. behold, perry the platypus, the degenderinator! thanks to this wonder of science, no one in the tri-state area will have an assigned gender anymore, allowing trans people to live as their true gender! trans rights, perry the platypus! trans rights!!!

“A masterpiece was created in the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone today” video by Kyle Kotajarvi

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

Human!Bill Cypher but Jordan ur not wrong human bill does give off Janus vibes

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world