Moment Of Silence For All The Kids With Overly Strict Parents

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

*struts about flaunting my infant*

straight woman gay fetishist fans of mcr are really weird too because they like. i don’t know how to articulate this but they only enjoy homoeroticism thats in the flavor of “hahaha this guy does this gay thing but Sure hes straight” like even when theres clear cases of like. lgbt people celebrating their gender/sexuality or making a political statement about homophobia or whatever they still try to pigeonhole it into ‘this person insists theyre a straight man but they do funny things i enjoy like kiss men’ even when said people like. literally never even said they were straight and actually makes a point to not label themself as such????? whats up with that

I will drink Apple Cider Vinegar

Don’t think I won’t cause I will. I will drink it. There is no stopping me. Give me a bottle of it I bet I’ll finish it in 5-10 minutes. I sound like a wacko but do I care? NO

you ever sneeze so hard that you feel each section of your spine ripple

straight woman gay fetishist fans of mcr are really weird too because they like. i don’t know how to articulate this but they only enjoy homoeroticism thats in the flavor of “hahaha this guy does this gay thing but Sure hes straight” like even when theres clear cases of like. lgbt people celebrating their gender/sexuality or making a political statement about homophobia or whatever they still try to pigeonhole it into ‘this person insists theyre a straight man but they do funny things i enjoy like kiss men’ even when said people like. literally never even said they were straight and actually makes a point to not label themself as such????? whats up with that