Can You Imagine How Freaky Shark Mermaids Would Be Like Unlike Sharks, Shark Mermaids would Have Actual

god created man to be penetrated

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

i don't know how to show affection so imma just bite u

STOP

the whole “fiction doesn’t affect reality” argument is actually kinda racist…

saw my friend reblog a post about hating driving and listen. i understand you. however i love driving because i am locked in a metal box for three and a half hours on the regular where i can do nothing but focus on not dying and listening to music i love as loud as i want while i pass through gorgeous mountains in weather that could destroy me like an errant fruitfly. it enriches my warrior monkey brain to go fast at speeds no man was meant to go and try as hard as possible to fight against the constant threat of dying in the concrete arena. does this sound relaxing? perhaps not to the regular man. but a man i am not.