Snake-ass-cheeks420 - Macarena

get you a man who can do both

the new family drama i’m obsessed with has been the saga of my eight year old cousin trying to understand how our uncle is related to our grandpa and not our grandma. the answer is our grandpa cheated on her with a nurse and had our uncle, but NO ONE wants to explain cheating and adultery to an eight year old so they’ve just been telling him to ask someone else. so far it’s gone my mom -> me -> his mom -> his dad and he still is no closer to an answer. we are very quickly running low on knowledgeable adults and i cannot wait to see where he goes if that trail goes dry

i wanna talk about this shot

literally my favorite type of tweet

How does it feel to be the most galaxy brained person on the group therapy website

the whole “fiction doesn’t affect reality” argument is actually kinda racist…

Re: dramatically changing 19th century dress silhouettes, thinkin about the time a whaler finally came home from a 4 year voyage and was just like ‘WHAT IS GOING ON’ when reencountering hoop skirts.

i don't know how to show affection so imma just bite u