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Pokemon AU [Obey Me! Headcanons]
Obey Me! Masterlist
Notes: MC is a legal adult when they go on their journey.
Rival: Solomon
Solomon isn't so much as a rival, but as someone that's wanting to oversee MC's growth. He challenges them to give tips and measure how far they have to go. It's also an excuse to see them. He's secretly in love with them and wants the very best for them.
Team:
Runerigus
Sigilyph
Zoroark
Banette
Hatterene
Klefki
Professor: Lucifer
Lucifer grants MC their trainer's license after he picked them personally. He expects great things from them and keeps regular tabs on them through their journey.
Gang: Team Celestial
Team Celestial's boss is referenced to as Father. He's off in a different region, but is wanting to spy on Devildom and possibly conquer it. He's sent out two scouts to the region that he has handpicked: Luke and Simeon. Both specialize in Pokemon that are strong against Devildom's champion.
Solomon befriends both Luke and Simeon pretty early on. He has a pretty good idea why they're there, but he sees that there's good in both of them. After Luke and Simeon see more of Devildom, they start to question what they are there for. That's when Admin Michael and Admin Raphael are brought in.
Admin Michael
Michael is typically the mastermind behind all of Team Celestial's moves. It's rumored that he's actually the boss behind the organization and that Father is someone made up to intimidate anyone that goes against Team Celestial.
He seems like he's a nice and understanding guy, but there's something messed up behind his cheerful demeanor.
Type Specialty: Rock
Team:
Tyranitar
Rampardos
Rhyperior
Carbink
Minior
Coalossal
Admin Raphael
He's very quick to anger and will do all of the dirty work for Team Celestial. He's extremely loyal to Michael, even if he tends to try to start arguments with him. Everyone in Team Celestial is scared of him.
Type Specialty: Steel
Team:
Aggron
Metagross
Empoleon
Excadrill
Escavalier
Perrserker
Gyms
First Gym: Mammon
He finds battling to be a bit of a pain and never takes it seriously. He'd rather be off in a nearby casino making some cash. The only time he'll take battling seriously is if he is short for money and needs to win a battle. Though, he won't demolish new kids. He typically goes around to find some jerk to rid them of their cash.
When he first sees MC in his gym, something happens. He doesn't know what, but he's intrigued as they battle against the Little D's. He's falling for them fast and hard. When they finally get to them, he's a bit flustered but does battle against them. He goes easy on them, not wanting to make them upset. They obviously win, but they call him out for going easy on him. He's embarrassed but promises he won't go easy on them next time.
When they leave, he closes down his gym and goes on a similar journey to them. He just so happens to run into them a lot. But he's training and he's getting better. He refuses to battle them again until he's finally ready.
Type Specialty: Dark?
Team:
Alolan Meowth
Eevee
Nickit
Murkrow
Zubat
Second Gym: Little D?
The gym is weird. Everything is weird. This is like a gag gym where most of the trainers leading up to the leader have Bidoofs or a Magikarp that only knows splash. And the leader somehow has SEVEN Pokemon!?
When MC defeats the gym, they find Solomon outside with two people: Luke and Simeon. Solomon introduces them to his new friends. He explains that they're from a different region and he's hoping he can show them around, show them how wonderful this place is. Luke asks to battle against MC. He ends up only using one Pokemon, claiming that his others are resting. After the battle, Simeon and Luke leave. Solomon explains to MC that he thinks they're caught up with the wrong people and is hoping to help them out. He asks MC if they'd help him with his mission. He says MC is the most wonderful person he knows and if anyone can help those two, it's them.
Type Speciality: Normal
Team:
Litleo
Meowth
Ditto
Yungoos
Lopunny
Munchlax
Slaking?!
Third Gym: Beelzebub
Beel's gym is right next door to a giant buffet that's only in business because of him. When MC goes to challenge his gym, they have to go to the buffet first. They find him sulking because he hasn't heard from his twin in a while. His eldest brother ordered him to stay in the town to protect it in case something happens, but he can't help but worry. MC offers to find his twin for him. Beel is hesitant and says that if MC can defeat him in battle, he'll accept their help.
Type Specialty: Bug
Team:
Pinsir
Scizor
Yanmega
Araquanid
Golisopod
Centiskorch
Forth Gym: Belphegor
MC has to find clues as to where Belphegor is. They eventually catch signs that Team Celestial is up to something. They go to an abandoned tower just outside of town. When they climb to the top they find Belphie locked up. Just as they're about to set him free, Simeon and Luke show up.
Simeon battles MC but is quickly defeated. They drop the key to Belphie's cell as they retreat. MC unlocks the cell but is attacked by Belphie who thinks MC is a part of Team Celestial - he somehow napped through the whole battle with Simeon. MC is not able to get their Pokemon out in time and thinks that this is it. Just before one of Belphie's pokemon attacks, Mammon and Solomon show up. They stop Belphie from attacking and explain the situation. Belphie apologizes and tells MC if they want the badge, they'll have to battle him at the gym.
Type Specialty: Psychic
Team:
Hypno
Sloking
Lunatone
Musharna
Malamar
Meowstic
Fifth Gym: Satan
MC finds that Satan's gym is more of a giant library. There are books everywhere that he's collected over the years. He's very proud of it and explains it's taken him a while to collect everything.
Just as MC and Satan are about to start a battle, a fire starts just outside of his gym. Satan rushes out in horror, thinking that his collection of priceless knowledge is going to burn. He's angry and demanding to know who started the fire while help is on the way. That's when he spots Simeon and Luke nearby. They're arguing with two other figures. Satan runs over but is quickly subdued by the two Luke and Simeon are with. MC runs over to try and help Satan.
Before MC can make out who the two mysterious figures are, they tell Luke and Simeon to take care of things and disappear. Luke and Simeon are hesitant, but battle against MC at the same time. MC handles them alone in a double battle. When MC wins, Luke and Simeon apologize, saying this should have never happened and run off. Leviathan shows up and puts out the fire before Satan wakes up.
Satan informs MC that he has no idea what happened when the two Team Celestial admins attacked him. They didn't even wait for him to bring out his Pokemon. He tells MC that they need to be careful. He hopes that his battle with MC will help them grow stronger.
Specialty Type: Cats?
Team:
Pursian
Absol
Delcatty
Liepard
Pyroar
Luxray
Sixth Gym: Asmodeus
Asmo has already heard a lot about MC from his brothers. He's so excited to meet them that when he finally sees them he drags them off to a nearby cafe for a date. He wants to know all of the juicy details about them. He'll be sure to take several selfies with them to send to his brothers to see their reactions.
When they're heading back to his gym after the date, they run into Solomon. He's not happy seeing Asmo holding MC's hand. He asks to battle MC right then and there.
When he loses, he tells MC what's been happening with Team Celestial. He informs MC that both Simeon and Luke managed to get out, but now Admin Michael and Admin Raphael are getting involved. He begs MC that if they were to run into either Admins that they need to get out of there immediately. He doesn't know what he would do if something were to happen to them. MC tells him that they can't promise that they would, if someone needs help, they're going to help. Solomon knows that, that's why he loves them. He stays for Asmo's match but disappears before MC can celebrate with him.
Specialty Type: Grass/Poison
Team:
Roserade
Salazzle
Bellossom
Lilligant
Tsareena
Eldegoss
Seventh Gym: Luke
The gym is also a cafe. When MC walks in, they're surprised to see Luke there. Luke apologizes for all of the trouble he's caused for them and hopes that they can forgive him. He didn't realize that the people here were so wonderful and he ended up hurting them.
MC forgives them and Luke asks to battle them once more, not as enemies, but as friends. When MC wins, Luke congratulates them and tells them he wishes them the best of luck on their journey. He tells MC that Simeon has also worked on making amends and that MC will likely see him in the future.
Before MC leaves, Barbatos enters and introduces himself. He says that Luke is now his apprentice in baking, but not in Pokemon battles. That is something that is reserved for someone that is truly deserving of it. There's a brief moment where MC questions if they saw a Hoopa near Barbatos, but shakes it off.
Type Specialty: Fairy
Team:
Clefable
Granbull
Slurpuff
Sylveon
Mimikyu
Alcremie
Eighth Gym: Leviathan
When MC enters the gym, Leviathan becomes very flustered. He apologizes that he didn't really introduce himself the last time they've met. MC says it's okay and that the fire and Satan were more important. Levi feels like he's going to die as he realizes that MC does in fact remember him.
He tells MC he's admired them, no wait, their progress! Their battles, that's it! He's watched how they've battled his brothers and Team Celestial. He's jealous of their bravery but hopes he'll be able to give them a good battle.
Specialty Type: Water
Team:
Milotic
Gyarados
Swampert
Quagsire
Kingdra
Dragonaire
When MC leaves Levi's gym, they get a call from Solomon. He apologizes and says he was trying to protect them, but he may have taken on too much. He's battling Admin Raphael. He doesn't know where Admin Michael is. He tells MC his location before the line goes dead.
MC flies off quickly and ends up at Team Celestial's headquarters. Simeon and Luke are already there battling against grunts. They tell MC to hurry inside but to be careful.
MC goes through what seems to be an army of grunts. They almost overwhelm them until all of the brothers appear to fight them off. Per Lucifer's direction, MC runs off to find Solomon. They walk into a room where Solomon's unconscious. The door slams shut behind MC. Admin Raphael was waiting for them. He tells them that they've been in the way long enough and he's planning on eliminating them.
MC gets their pokemon out just in time as Raphael was planning on just attacking them. MC defeats him and he's outraged, but flees. Solomon wakes up. He informs MC that Team Celestial is planning on starting an all-out war this region. He tells MC that they need to stop Michael before it's too late. Of course, MC does defeat him.
Diavolo and Barbatos are waiting outside of the headquarters, both are relatively calm. It's hinted that Barbatos knew what was going to happen. MC comes out and Diavolo thanks them for their courage. He informs them that he's looking forward to battling them.
Elite Four
First: Simeon
Simeon apologizes for all of the trouble he's caused MC. He vows to try and mend relations between his region and this one. He's thankful that the Champion has allowed him and Luke to stay here. He hopes that this battle will be as friends and not as enemies.
Specialty Type: Ice
Team:
Dewgong
Lapras
Glaceon
Vanilluxe
Aurorus
Frosmoth
Second: Mammon
Mammon asks if MC's surprised to see him. He tells MC that after their first battle, he's worked hard to be someone MC could be proud of. He knows he won't be able to beat them, but he hopes it's a memorable battle.
Specialty Type: Dark
Team:
Alolan Pursian
Umbreon
Hydreigon
Honchkrow
Thievul
Crobat
Third: Lucifer
Lucifer tells MC that he's very proud of them. He knew he picked the right trainer to take on this challenge. He wants to see just how much they've grown.
Specialty Type: Flying
Team:
Corviknight
Talonflame
Noivern
Talonflame
Skarmory
Salamance
Forth: Barbatos
Barbatos keeps things pretty short. He thanks them for helping keep Devildom safe, but he had no doubt that they would succeed. He's watched over their path and has ensured that things worked out for the best. What? There's a hack that if certain events happen, Dragapult is replaced with Hoopa.
Specialty Type: Ghost
Team:
Aegislash
Polteageist
Dragapult
Gengar
Galarian Corsola
Chandelure
Champion: Diavolo
Diavolo admits that he's been keeping a close eye on their progress since Lucifer picked them. He's admired how much he's bonded with everyone and is admittedly jealous. He promises he'll work on improving the relations with the other regions.
Specialty Type: Dragon/Fire
Team:
Garchomp
Turtonator
Haxorus
Houndoom
Charizard
Tyrantrum
Diavolo was def the kid that got braces lmao😂😂😂
Like the kind thats metal and he had to wear that until he hit adult age. His toofers just wont budge and he never gets them adjusted on time. He avoids the dentists like they are made of pickes lmao
Omg 😂😂
Barbatos dragging Diavolo with that gaudy headgear to the dentist and they're like "Christ dude you were supposed to come here a century ago we gotta start all over"
Now Diavolo wears Invisalign and he's so embarrassed about taking it out in front of MC for the first time but Barbatos watches him like a hawk and will not let him take one bite of his meal until he removes them 😂😂
Just been thinking about Pokemon, various pigmentation conditions/mutations, and the possibilities combining the two could create.
solomon
Just been thinking about Pokemon, various pigmentation conditions/mutations, and the possibilities combining the two could create.
The crossover no one wanted
Once upon a time…
Humans are Weird “Hell School.”
Based on a prompt from a reader hope you like :) Don’t forget to send those critiques, questions, comments, messages, and prompts!
“Adam!”
“ADAM!”
“Coming.”
Krill peered from his spot on the couch as Captain Vir made his way down the stairs quickly at the call of the Alpha female.
“I just got a call from your old High School.”
Krill watched in fascination as the man’s eyes widened his knees locked up and he skidded right into a doorframe.
He rubbed his head as the alpha female peered around the doorframe.
“Well what do THEY want…..” He frowned
“Oh, Adam, don’t sound so annoyed, you’re a bit of a celebrity, and they just want you to come and give a talk at the school about your work, no big deal.”
“I most definitely will not! I’m not going back to that place.”
***
They stood outside the massive concrete and brick building as snow billowed around them. High chain link fences rose towards the cloudy sky.
“It looks like a prison.”
“It IS a prison.” The man muttered trudging through the snow and up to the doors carrying Krill over one shoulder contained within his specialized containment unit. He shouldered open the doors into the warm entryway bombarded suddenly by an array of pulses. The doors ahead of them buzzed once and then blinked green letting them inside.
“That’s new.” The man muttered stepping into the long hallway to stomp snow from his boots on the inner carpet. Setting down the containment tube, he opened the door and allowed Krill to scuttle outwards onto the floor. He looked around in curiosity, eyes wide and wondering at the long hallway lined in doors and strange containment lockers blinking lights red for locked.
“What is this place?” He wondered following the Captain towards the first set of doors.
“Hell Krill, This is hell.” Krill kind of doubted that. Very much as they passed through the doors into a small office space with a long desk manned by two plum middle-aged human females. They looked up as he entered looking confused for a minute before.
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piplup grain entrapment
Untitled.
i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason
AWESOME. NOBODY WATCH IT
good soup 👌
HEADCANON
WHAT DEMONUS REALLY IS
So, Demonus gets demons drunk, and yet it has no effect on humans, yes?
Well, alcohol is basically light poisoning or heavy depending how much you're drinking. SO, what would be poisonous to demons but not humans?
Holy water!
What if Demonus is actually just different beverages with very, very minute concentrations of holy water added? Not enough to kill them, but certainly enough to fuck with their bodies a little bit in a way that resembles drunkenness!
And as to why it seems to affect angels, well, they're actually getting high rather than drunk. Simeon feels very giggly and floaty, plus loses his words -- which is different from his drunkenness off of human-world alcohol in this year's birthday card!
So Demonus is holy water -- poisons demons, gets angels high, and does nothing to humans! Makes perfect sense.
hey guys guess what
Headcanons for Simeon being a househusband please
Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: GN/M
Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
Relationships: Simeon x GN!MC
Characters: Simeon, Main Character
Additional Tags: fluff
A/N: *going feral over this request* It's short and sweet and I wanna kiss his face.
He decided to stay home after you two married. He was known in the human realm as a famous author, after all, so he could stand to stay home and take care of everything. It was an easy adjustment. In fact, after the pain of dealing with the strict structure and rigidness of the Celestial Realm, this seems like a vacation.
He sweeps every room of the house daily, keeps the dishes clean and the kitchen sparkling, takes out all the trash, and does the laundry when needed (he even hand washes delicates). Once a month, he deep cleans the entire house, including the upholstery. Everyday, he prepares a wonderful meal that you swear should earn him a michelin star.
He's actually a little bored being a househusband because he feels like he never has enough to do. Despite keeping everything in amazing order, more so than any professional could, he feels like he should be doing more. Even working on his next book doesn't fill all his free time.
But when you come home from work absolutely exhausted, he understands why he does this. The grateful look on your face as you walk through the door and smell a fresh cooked meal, the way you kiss his cheek and thank him for everything he does, the small ways you try and spoil him in return for all he does despite your clear tiredness… he loves you so much.
You deserve everything. As far as you're concerned, so does he.
this whole situation is very funny
credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!
I like how they teased Raphael during the whole of S3 and built him up to be this strict, condescending asshole and I mean he is but he's also
just
so
fucking
pathetic
(affectionate)
He's a ratty wet kitten you find in the rain. There's shelter all around you. There's no reason for this kitten to be wet. He's just sitting out in the open crying. You take him home because you're not a monster but you know you could have been taking a completely dry kitten home. There was no reason at all for him to sit in the middle of the sidewalk during a storm and cry except for the fact that the second the first drop of drizzle fell on him he plopped down and started wailing. That's the energy Raphael gives.
did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?
hey hey! did you know the obey me subreddit made a demon voucher (and later sheep mc) on r/place?
super cool how our something obey me related is there out of the thousands of pixel artworks on there!
if you don’t know what r/place is, it’s a subreddit that happens on april fools day where everyone has access to this giant pixel canvas! if you want to create something there, it’s best to work together with a group!! shoutout to the peeps who made these!!
PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG
happy Thursday the 20th
I dont know what's happening on this site but I love it
I dont know why I feel like I have to show people this screenshot I just do
The elf from Rudolf is Twink representation
Danm this went from 0 to 100 real quick.
seduce me the otome: camping headcanons
♤ one day, the boys and mika decide to go camping ! they go to a national reserve, and arrive in a RV. this trip turns out to be traumic ♡
☆ james
james is only one prepared but still manages to get robbed at gunpoint by a raccoon. he and mika stay in the RV. that is until Matthew is playing with mika's febreeze bottle, and then sam uses his lighter on it and it explodes. they no longer have an RV. james does not like camping. he has fun cooking out in the wilderness until while he is gathering berries, he sees suzu dealing crack. after that he walks to the local Walmart to buy food. he books an air bnb after they find erik's body for the first time and leaves the trip. unfortunately, the Airbnb was an unfortunate rating of 1 star(s). someone broke into his room and immediately began attacking james. james hid his body under the mattress by morning and had lost 2 fingers and his dignity.
◇ erik
unfortunately, erik passes away due to mysterious circumstances. during the first night, he hears a mysterious voice from the woods. he goes to investigate, and is found ass naked the next morning face down in front of a tree. he survives the encounter with the voice and does not remember anything from the night. he discovers a secret drug ring while skinny dipping in the local lake. the mafia pull up on him and he is dragged. he does not inform the group that suzu's mafia has begun sacrificing wild squirrels. he returns to the group ass naked once more after a squirrel stole his clothes. later that morning, his body is found by Matthew who accidentally fell on it. Matthew drags back the body in tears, and the group is horrified. the next morning the body is gone and Matthew suspects Sam used it as a boogie board in the lake or simon tabby took it.
《》 sam
sam immediately becomes completely feral. he loses all domestication and joins a bear pack. the boys lose communication with him on day 2 of the trip. instead of lord of dragons, he is lord of rabies. he now eats raw meat. sometimes he will return to the campsite to terrorize Matthew. Nobody believes Matthew when he says sam kidnapped a toddler and beat him over the head with the child. sometimes he will rob suzu's drug clients and leaves the goods for mika under her pillow. mika knows that it is him and leaves a toothbrush and some Colgate nearby for him, which he gladly takes. he doesn't remember how to use the two toiletries and eventually eats the Colgate and sharpens the tooth brush into a hunting spear. he eventually slaughters simon tabby with the murder device and feeds him to his newly adopted bear cubs. he and suzu begin fighting over territory, and sam wins. he takes over her cocaine empire and begins a reign of terror over the forest.
¤ matthew
matthew was sold to one direction by day 6. unfortunately, he burnt the RV down. he was kidnapped for ransom by suzu, but nobody paid his ransom. after suzu abducted him, and nobody paid for his release, he was sold to one direction. mika had to break into the basement they kept him in and help him escape. nobody noticed he was gone during that time. while in one directions basement he learned the sims language and due to his trauma, he has regressed into a sim. only mika understands him.
▪damien
damien immediately befriends the deer. he and mika go on scenic walks around the nature reserve. he discovers how to make jam out of forest berries. ever since Matthew burned down the RV, damien began sleeping in a tree. He enjoyed fishing and collecting pebbles with Erik before he died. he begins hearing voices after his body was recovered. one day he finds a plastic water bottle and two koolaid packets. BONK. he was hit over the head with a hydro flask after his discovery. he wakes up in a bathtub, alone and dazed. a open wound is where his kidney should be. he returns to the camp site with 16 liters of blood missing. mika finds damien's lost kidney on craigslist and purchases it. James helps him put it back in with super glue and some Gatorade. damien no longer likes camping.
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