Anonymous Said To Incorrect-seduce-me: Soo Um Damien Can You Pretty Please Tell Me What Is The Dirtiest

Anonymous said to incorrect-seduce-me: Soo um Damien can you pretty please tell me what is the dirtiest aka smutty thing James has dreamed about I swear is for science blush

Damien perked up at the question, and a strangely peevish glint flickered in his eye. He smiled, and scooted in closer to the table with both hands cupping his mug of cold apple cider.

“You really wanna know, huh?”

He grinned wider and giggled, glancing around to make sure his brothers weren’t within earshot. He beckoned you to sit at the table with him, and he chuckled again.

“It’s okay, you don’t have to lie about why you want to know,” He tapped his temple twice and winked. “I can hear you, remember?

“Don’t worry, a lot of people think he’s attractive. And he knows it, too,” Damien added with a playfully annoyed tone. “His dreams, though… Right… James can control his dreams sometimes, so he can sometimes focus in on things he likes and wants. But wet dreams are fairly subjective, so… Hmm.”

Damien took a moment to look you over, observed your demeanor, and reflected on how you had asked him for the information you wanted. He took another sip of his cider.

“I think… you wouldn’t like his dirtiest dream. I mean, it weirds me out a little. Weirds out Mika too.” He spoke all this into his mug, the cup giving each word a little porcelain resonance. Another soft slurp. “I don’t judge him though. That wouldn’t be fair.

“Instead, I think you’d like this dream better. It was a while ago, but… well. He still thinks about it now and then.

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