You Fuckers Thought I Forgot About Elf Practice Didn’t You?

Look @staff…another meme about your mistake

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Seduce Me: Purrfect Service

Friday.

Just been thinking about Pokemon, various pigmentation conditions/mutations, and the possibilities combining the two could create.

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

How would each inuboi react if the Mc broke an arm or leg.( P.S I love you)

With thanksgiving coming up I've been busy, so I hope this will make up for it! (Ps. I love you too.)

James

- surprisingly calm (no he is not) just shouts 'love!' And kinda goes into mother hen mode. - High key panicking as he tries to make a sling for your arm before he can take you to the emergency room. - Is a Karen. - Gives the doctors hell because he knows you're in pain and can't stand to see you like that. - "When can she been seen? Her arm is broken and she is in pain, do you know who I am?" Oh yeah he goes off if you aren't seen right away. - Constantly worries over you and now you aren't allowed to do anything dangerous, or remotely risky. - I hope you like him doing everything for you cause bet.

Erik

- "PRINCESS NO!" "PRINCESS YES!"......."AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" "aaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH!" - Screams louder than you. - If the bone is through the skin or making a bulge he will faint. - Erik will be looking at your leg in pure horror. - Hope you're ready for soft baby time cause you're in dumb baby jail. - "I told you NOT to do that! And what do you do? You went and did it! Heavens above princess, I love you, do you have any idea how worried I am!?" - Light scolding, but mostly it's him carrying you to the car and into the ER. - Almost refuses to let the doctors or nurses touch you, because seeing you flinch and squire makes his protective side flare up.

Sam

- "Aaaaaand you're a dumbass!" He shouts as you attempted to show off and fail miserable. - Is the calmest one of the bunch. - Legit snorts as you scream but goes 'shitshitshitshit!' When you start crying and groaning in pain, bolts to your side. - "While that was cool as shit babe, that was also pretty dumb." - Once you're at the hospital he kinda brags about how fearless you are, and how much he loves that about you. - "Nah she was just being a doofus, it's all good." - Still carries you out the hospital, cause ain't no doctor going to tell him other wise.

Matthew

- frozen in shock, like for him it all happened in slow motion and watched you fall, breaking your leg in the process. - Matthew wasn't prepared for the loud swearing that snapped him out of his frozen state. - "BABY NO!" Will apologize even though it's not his fault, calling his brothers and the ambulance. - "You better be calling an uber, cause I'm not pay 5,000 dollars for the wee woo wagon." (My American followers will get it.) - Clings to the doctors and constantly asks frantic questions. - Someone stop him.

Damien 

- Internally screams but on the outside he is calm and soft. - "I knew what you were thinking and I still didn't stop you, this is all my fault." - Blames himself big time. - Yo even the nurses are trying to cheer him up. - Damien looks like a kicked puppy and he is doing his best to try and cheer you up, while you stay at the hospital. - Still screaming on the inside, someone calm him down. - Is trying so hard not to cry for your pain. - He won't be letting you go anytime soon.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

Reblog if you are apart of the Seduce Me fandom.

I need more blogs to follow, plus I want to find all the hidden fans out there.

1908....

FUC-

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.