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Mona Lisa and her possum.

a few days ago i was exploring an abandoned mansion and i found an overgrown swimming pool with computers in it

HE

TEEFS

Seasons Greasons from me and the bingus podes <3

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I worked at a bakery when some girl came in and ordered a plain black coffee. The coffee at this particular bakery was just about boiling, so I warned her not to drink it right away. She went, “Oh, really?’ and chugged the whole thing while sliding me another fiver. I handed her another coffee and said the same thing as before, but this time she straight up ATE it, paper cup and all.

i think the worst people are high-ups in companies who refer to their employees as “investments”

like sir that is a person

NOSFERATU 2024, dir. Robert Eggers

Buy a bus and name it the “down with cis bus”

I think I'd rather have a Down With Cis Cybertruck

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving