Me: *Removes My Cat From My Lap To Do Something Else.*

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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2 years ago

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

Biologists Will Be Like This Is A Very Simplified Diagram Of A Mammalian Cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

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2 years ago

Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!

Homes With This Indicator Outside Of Them, Imply The Possibility Of High-Level Loot!

Break in :)

4 years ago

You ever hear something so stupid that it physically makes your brain hurt? Lady at the store is telling people that depression is a medical condition that exempts her from wearing a mask

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WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

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3 years ago
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4 years ago

What if I was a rebellious girl in the 1800s who ran away from my family to pretend to be a stable boy for the local wealthy family and you were the daughter of my wealthy employer who visited the barn to escape the pressures of society and we fell in love and had a beautiful forbidden gay romance


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1 year ago

Stop motion wood working

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2 years ago

your mama so house she is bigger on the inside¹

¹Sex

4 years ago

Diseased ratcore!

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1320’s european aesthetic

you love to travel

you enjoy eating garbage and scraps

you wish you were born over 2,000 years ago

you’re feared by the townspeople

Diseased Ratcore!
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