Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell
chemists will be like this is a molecule
Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!
Break in :)
You ever hear something so stupid that it physically makes your brain hurt? Lady at the store is telling people that depression is a medical condition that exempts her from wearing a mask
WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???
I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it's the first and last thing I look at every day until I die
Arcanine
accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them
What if I was a rebellious girl in the 1800s who ran away from my family to pretend to be a stable boy for the local wealthy family and you were the daughter of my wealthy employer who visited the barn to escape the pressures of society and we fell in love and had a beautiful forbidden gay romance
Stop motion wood working
tool_tips
your mama so house she is bigger on the inside¹
¹Sex
Diseased ratcore!
you have fleas
1320’s european aesthetic
you love to travel
you enjoy eating garbage and scraps
you wish you were born over 2,000 years ago
you’re feared by the townspeople