Accidentally Activated My Ok Google Somehow While I Was Throwing Socks At The Ferret To Get Her To Attack

and i oop-

who cares about my gender? just hit me with your car already

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

not a dream

spoke out against MLMs on Instagram and lost 200 followers and to top it off, got confused messages from a few people who thought I was talking about men loving men instead of pyramid schemes and multi-level marketing shgurijhguoijsfsdhfj

pulling stunts that strengthen the public’s perception of gay people as satanic perverts is a shitty thing to do. the end

NOSFERATU 2024, dir. Robert Eggers