WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

Thank you John Oliver for bringing this to my attention.

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

Mona Lisa and her possum.

i want to go to dashcon 2 so bad, i only live like 2.5 hours from toronto, but it just happens that on the day of it i’m going to be iN GERMANY i’ve never been abroad before either it just happens to be the oNE TiME

now that there's hope

mcr you wanna release a second chicago show so bad i know you wanna play a second show in chicago so bad

What if I was a rebellious girl in the 1800s who ran away from my family to pretend to be a stable boy for the local wealthy family and you were the daughter of my wealthy employer who visited the barn to escape the pressures of society and we fell in love and had a beautiful forbidden gay romance

i can’t be clocked in at the clown factory right now i have to be clocked in at the microsoft word factory i have a five page paper that i haven’t started due in two hours

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

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