Gender Is A Performance And Im Getting Heckled By Those Old Gay Muppets

femboy football

chicago failed me, all resale by the time i got through the queue guess i get to just hope for more dates :(

card declined three times trying to get toronto tickets and now i have to try to get tickets during an exam but save me chicago

TIME TO SETTLE A DEBATE

like for real ben hardy, reblog for cardboard ben hardy, do both for BOTH

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

your mama so house she is bigger on the inside¹

¹Sex

If you attempt to threaten me I will simply bite into an orange like an apple and your argument will be rendered useless in the face of my boldness. You will see the juices drip down my face and see the chunk missing from the orange and feel true disgust. Back off cowardly constructs of hate.

Buy a bus and name it the “down with cis bus”

I think I'd rather have a Down With Cis Cybertruck