You……like It When Your Mum Abuses Your Dad?

Why did she bite you Dad

*holding up a bandaged hand*

I was bitten.

WHAT?!?! BY WHO?? Or what??

Yes, Peter, you can

I want to go on a date with you

@official-marvel-flirt

WoT omg okay let me ask my mom hold up

@sienna-maximoff can I go on date

"You're good, Harry,"She said," Well, I have to go do some errands, but it was nice to meet you."

Harry's bisexual awakening was you, and he has the biggest crush on you.

Don't ask how I know this

-The Curious Anon

ExCuSe Me?

@totally-not-green-goblin HARRY?

Don't worry, Tony is going to get you out, and it's okay, Peter. I know it wasn't your fault

Vibing in a jail cell! Having a blast!

No im not, help me Mom, help me Tony, someone help

🤣🤣🤣 he deserves it, honestly, because you were an angry mama, and I'd have listened if you told me

Hey Piet, how're things going?

Hey Bruce! Things are going well.

Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.

What about you?

Don't put yourself down, Peter. You don't see what I see, and what I see is kind, smart, and polite. Tony and Cap save the entire world from purple grapes and mischievous gods, but you save us from everyday crimes that happen, like robberies, being mugged, etc. You are our hero, so don't put yourself down, I won't allow you to do that as long as I'm around. I Larb you Peter

How to be wanted by the police!

Step one: get bitten by a radioactive spider

Step two: become Spider-Man

Step three: try to save people

Step four: property damage!

(Help me.)

@your-fav-russian-assassin , please help Dad

Let's make a thread of incorrect quotes :D

@fox-barnes @moon-barnes @lukyan-barnes @multifandomer537 @butter-n-popcorn @official-alpinebarnes0 @nastya-medvdeva @thee-little-angel

Really *gets excited*

hey sienna? *holding something behind me*

Hey cuz

What about me? You didn't tell me, I found out by accident, dad, but you could've told me instead of finding out

Also happy for you dad

YOU GOT AN AGATHA PREGNANT?!

Dad holy fuck how much did I miss??

Also? I'm very happy for you

…that was also on my list….

I don’t think there is anything else you missed. Thank you Peter, your happiness means a lot to me.

Because they want us to suffer😭😭

Why is Mr stark alive in allmsot every universe but mine ☹️