🤣🤣🤣 He Deserves It, Honestly, Because You Were An Angry Mama, And I'd Have Listened If You Told

Peter, how are you calm, I'm not calm. I'm freaking out

Hi Mr. Stark! I got stabbed :) anyway, have a nice day sir!

Kid go to the Med Bay!!

But you were laughing and agreeing with Sam that Pietro deserved it. Does Pietro know?

Please stop sending me asks

You're one year older than Steve Uncle, so you don't get a say in it

Steve Rogers with 3 Generations of the Stark Family

Yeah, Dad, calm down

*you walk into the room to see me crouched down on the floor. I’m pointing a finger and saying ‘no’ softly on repeat.

Across the room Violet is maintaining eye contact with me as she holds onto the coffee table and stamps her foot.

When she sees you, she squeals in delight before letting go of the coffee table and takes hesitate steps towards you, arms stretched out for you*

Hey baby girl. Is daddy being meanie?

Now, all we have to do is either Steve's to see their newly improved Captain America suit

Hi, I'm the one who dropped the L-word bomb on you. Are you saying you and I wreck havoc on those anyone in our way except for who care for?

Take the glasses off, then we'll talk.

"Aww, that's so sweet, Peter," She said,"Hi Harry, right?" @totally-not-green-goblin

Harry's bisexual awakening was you, and he has the biggest crush on you.

Don't ask how I know this

-The Curious Anon

ExCuSe Me?

@totally-not-green-goblin HARRY?

Smash

Smash or pass Captain Rogers?

Smash obviously?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hi, I'm the one who dropped the L-word bomb on you. Are you saying you and I wreck havoc on those anyone in our way except for who care for?

Take the glasses off, then we'll talk.

Yeah definitely

Let's make a thread of incorrect quotes :D

@fox-barnes @moon-barnes @lukyan-barnes @multifandomer537 @butter-n-popcorn @official-alpinebarnes0 @nastya-medvdeva @thee-little-angel

Mom, dad left you why?

I just wanted to say that @pietros-wife is my mom, and @official-pietro-maximoff is my dad, and that would mean you're my uncle. You probably know my sister @natasha-rogersbarnes

I do know them all! I’m your uncle? How is that possible though?