@your-fav-russian-assassin , Please Help Dad

We should do the same to dad when we introduce ourselves to someone

……Dad?

Yes?

I don't need to do that peter

Announcement!!!

// So I found out I had cancer at my doctor's appointment, and I'm going to treatment, but that means during my time, I won't be able to respond to you guys sometimes. I have told my brother already @oliver-maximoff , but I still have to tell my family, so wish me well.

@tony-starkinator @jade-maximoff @official-pietro-maximoff @tootired-for-sanity @definitelynot-peterp4rker @pietros-wife @official-buckybarnes

Cuz I love you *eyes gleaming with tears but holds back the tears* and I'm sorry for all that's happening. I know we don't talk much, but I'm always here if you want to talk or hangout

you said you wouldn’t leave her, and what did you do? You left her.

I-I-I came back, we’re together again…I didn’t wanna hurt her, I love her so much and after that fight we just had with Jade we figured a break was best…

Wait what

Something crazyyy is going on at this place I’m interning at! They’re taking all the phones n’ stuff! This is insane, chat! Oh- they’re taking mine bye I guess!

Dad's always been stupid 🙄 if he's forgotten it just proves he's even more dumber than we thought

Mum!

I just realised that you haven’t meet your grandchildren!

What?!

Don't put yourself down, Peter. You don't see what I see, and what I see is kind, smart, and polite. Tony and Cap save the entire world from purple grapes and mischievous gods, but you save us from everyday crimes that happen, like robberies, being mugged, etc. You are our hero, so don't put yourself down, I won't allow you to do that as long as I'm around. I Larb you Peter

How to be wanted by the police!

Step one: get bitten by a radioactive spider

Step two: become Spider-Man

Step three: try to save people

Step four: property damage!

(Help me.)

PLEASE STOP SENDING ME ASKS IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT @official-pietro-maximoff and @pietros-wife. I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT. I DON'T WANT QUESTIONS LIKE THAT PLEASE AND THANK YOU

Top 3 favorite overall MCU characters

Top 3 hottest MCU characters

Top 3 personality MCU characters

Steve, Thor, Tony

Steve, Loki, Bucky

Deadpool, Moon Knight

*comes back with hot chocolate* I don't Arrox hates you, she loves you too much to do that, and Jade, I don't know her that well so I don't know what to say about her. But you shouldn't doubt Arrox's love for you *hands her hot chocolate*

Hi Robin, you okay?

@sienna-maximoff

I-I don’t know honestly

But you're not supposed to drink chemicals

Hypothetically, if one drank a bottle of all purpose cleaner, would it kill you? Hypothetically. Not real whatsoever.