Dad's Always Been Stupid 🙄 If He's Forgotten It Just Proves He's Even More Dumber Than We Thought

Don't put yourself down, Peter. You don't see what I see, and what I see is kind, smart, and polite. Tony and Cap save the entire world from purple grapes and mischievous gods, but you save us from everyday crimes that happen, like robberies, being mugged, etc. You are our hero, so don't put yourself down, I won't allow you to do that as long as I'm around. I Larb you Peter

How to be wanted by the police!

Step one: get bitten by a radioactive spider

Step two: become Spider-Man

Step three: try to save people

Step four: property damage!

(Help me.)

*goes to Robin and hugs her* She deserves some love, so please take care of her and don't hurt her

Sits on the bench waiting for @dogtamer415 and @robin-bellamy

Sienna Maximoff

CALLING ALL MAXIMOFFS

Due to the Multiverse madness we would like to know how many siblings we have so if you are one please reblog with your name

I hate falling in love. What do I get out of it when no one in particular likes or loves me

@tony-starkinator @tootired-for-sanity

The multiverse is very confusing, that's for sure.

But it's nice to meet you, abuela

Mum!

I just realised that you haven’t meet your grandchildren!

What?!

I'm here late, but thank you so much for inviting me

Welcome to the Big Barnes House!

When you enter the grand white gates and pass the crystal white doors, you’ll enter the foyer.

In front of the large staircase there will be a sign with an arrow in the direction of the ballroom. You will follow the arrow and enter the ballroom.

In one corner is a table with drinks and food and desserts. Classical music is playing. There are roses floating midair, shining brightly. There are seats and tables set up on another corner. The center of the ballroom is clear for dancing.

Nice to meet you, too, robin

Sits on the bench waiting for @dogtamer415 and @robin-bellamy

🤣🤣🤣 he deserves it, honestly, because you were an angry mama, and I'd have listened if you told me

Hey Piet, how're things going?

Hey Bruce! Things are going well.

Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.

What about you?

No, Dad, it's auntie

So gorgeous

HOW DID YOU PULL A MAXIMOFF?! THE HOTTEST ONE AT THAT!!

I DONT KNOW!!!!

@theironcan I don't have enough money to pay for that, please help my son

Vibing in a jail cell! Having a blast!

No im not, help me Mom, help me Tony, someone help