Wait What

Dad, please calm down

Pietro, are you busy at the moment?

— @official-buckybarnes

I’m always free for you Buck, what’s up?

Okay, but you're still grounded

Hypothetically, if one drank a bottle of all purpose cleaner, would it kill you? Hypothetically. Not real whatsoever.

Sienna Maximoff

CALLING ALL MAXIMOFFS

Due to the Multiverse madness we would like to know how many siblings we have so if you are one please reblog with your name

Why would Lily and Vi mess with the freezer or the fridge?

Hey Piet, how're things going?

Hey Bruce! Things are going well.

Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.

What about you?

Steve is Ken, not Barbie, since he's blonde

Hi, I'm the one who dropped the L-word bomb on you. Are you saying you and I wreck havoc on those anyone in our way except for who care for?

Take the glasses off, then we'll talk.

So true

Every black girl is so pretty

*reblog if you agree*

Good, I just wanted to see how you're doing

you said you wouldn’t leave her, and what did you do? You left her.

I-I-I came back, we’re together again…I didn’t wanna hurt her, I love her so much and after that fight we just had with Jade we figured a break was best…

Sorry internet is spiffy right now

Are you at least a paid intern? No way you should be working for that billionaire without getting paid.

I probably shouldn’t discuss my financials over the internet

I got adopted by @pietros-wife

I just wanted to say that @pietros-wife is my mom, and @official-pietro-maximoff is my dad, and that would mean you're my uncle. You probably know my sister @natasha-rogersbarnes

I do know them all! I’m your uncle? How is that possible though?

Aren't you too young to be a parent

No, I'm not young, almost in my 30s