So Cute

Peter

Hypothetically, if one drank a bottle of all purpose cleaner, would it kill you? Hypothetically. Not real whatsoever.

My brother Oliver was checking up on me when he saw me, so now he's moved in. My older sister was pissed that I wasn't eating, so now my apartment is filled with my brother, sister, and her kids

Announcement!!!

// So I found out I had cancer at my doctor's appointment, and I'm going to treatment, but that means during my time, I won't be able to respond to you guys sometimes. I have told my brother already @oliver-maximoff , but I still have to tell my family, so wish me well.

@tony-starkinator @jade-maximoff @official-pietro-maximoff @tootired-for-sanity @definitelynot-peterp4rker @pietros-wife @official-buckybarnes

What about me, dad? Were you going to tell me too. Was it on your lists things to do

THE DIVORCE HAPPENED?!

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!

Peter! It hasn’t be finalised yet, but I promise I was going to tell you.

It was on my list of things to do…..

we finna start shipping you and stark

Ok?

Yes, sure. *goes to the kitchen*

Hi Robin, you okay?

@sienna-maximoff

I-I don’t know honestly

He's probably forgotten some of them

Mum!

I just realised that you haven’t meet your grandchildren!

What?!

I'm here late, but thank you so much for inviting me

Welcome to the Big Barnes House!

When you enter the grand white gates and pass the crystal white doors, you’ll enter the foyer.

In front of the large staircase there will be a sign with an arrow in the direction of the ballroom. You will follow the arrow and enter the ballroom.

In one corner is a table with drinks and food and desserts. Classical music is playing. There are roses floating midair, shining brightly. There are seats and tables set up on another corner. The center of the ballroom is clear for dancing.

Peter, are you okay, sweetie? Also, please come home

Today’s topic: Spinning in circles!

And on that note! I slammed into a building again! I don’t understand why I like to spin and then decide it’s such a grand idea to SWING AROUND NEW YORK! Ahaha… I’m great at making decisions!

Top 3 favorite overall MCU characters

Top 3 hottest MCU characters

Top 3 personality MCU characters

Steve, Thor, Tony

Steve, Loki, Bucky

Deadpool, Moon Knight

Don't put Dad as your new boss. He's going to have you do the stupidest things Friday

Tony Stank has started neglecting me and its unacceptable. I'm taking applications for a new boss.