Don't Put Dad As Your New Boss. He's Going To Have You Do The Stupidest Things Friday

Look at that smile, so sweet, and yet he's a deadly assassin

@white-wolf-actually @official-buckybarnes

Ok, but after that, head straight to the doctor

guys im not a role model don't ask me for serious advice my life is literally crumbling beneath my fingers i can't help you

What about me, dad? Were you going to tell me too. Was it on your lists things to do

THE DIVORCE HAPPENED?!

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!?!

Peter! It hasn’t be finalised yet, but I promise I was going to tell you.

It was on my list of things to do…..

Hi Robin, is it if I hug you? I like to give hugs

Sits on the bench waiting for @dogtamer415 and @robin-bellamy

"Well, that's natural, especially when you find your father being the one person you didn't him to be,"She said,"Harry, just know that I'll always be here to talk if you want to and that you're always welcome to my house anytime okay?"

Harry's bisexual awakening was you, and he has the biggest crush on you.

Don't ask how I know this

-The Curious Anon

ExCuSe Me?

@totally-not-green-goblin HARRY?

Please come home

Got to safety! All better! Got to keep the knife tho…

Yes you are uncle

I don’t know if I’m worth all of this…

@the-capsicle @that-punk-from-brooklyn

Peter, are you okay, sweetie? Also, please come home

Today’s topic: Spinning in circles!

And on that note! I slammed into a building again! I don’t understand why I like to spin and then decide it’s such a grand idea to SWING AROUND NEW YORK! Ahaha… I’m great at making decisions!

That's cute pumpkin

I’m the light of dad’s life 🥺🥺🥺🥺

@we-love-redwing

"Aww, that's so sweet, Peter," She said,"Hi Harry, right?" @totally-not-green-goblin

Harry's bisexual awakening was you, and he has the biggest crush on you.

Don't ask how I know this

-The Curious Anon

ExCuSe Me?

@totally-not-green-goblin HARRY?