Peter
Hypothetically, if one drank a bottle of all purpose cleaner, would it kill you? Hypothetically. Not real whatsoever.
Made some pasta, I'll save it and put it in the fridge for when you come home
Problems at work, won’t be back for dinner! Sorry mom!
That's sweet of you
I’m the light of dad’s life 🥺🥺🥺🥺
@we-love-redwing
Yes, Peter, you can
I want to go on a date with you
@official-marvel-flirt
WoT omg okay let me ask my mom hold up
@sienna-maximoff can I go on date
Peter, how are you calm, I'm not calm. I'm freaking out
Hi Mr. Stark! I got stabbed :) anyway, have a nice day sir!
Kid go to the Med Bay!!
Top 3 favorite overall MCU characters
Top 3 hottest MCU characters
Top 3 personality MCU characters
Steve, Thor, Tony
Steve, Loki, Bucky
Deadpool, Moon Knight
They're adorable
Godparents:
Athena: @jade-lopez-maximoff @deadpool-wade-wilson @wanda-maximoff-official
Leo: @just-a-fucking-civilian @moongirlwidow @official-pietro-maximoff
@official-pietro-maximoff @poor-lost-leo @waterysister @definitelynot-peterp4rker
@musician-of-magic @ultimatedreamer104 @your-fav-russian-assassin @sienna-maximoff @andsoigotabutterfly
@pietros-wife @nataliaromanova-official
The multiverse is very confusing, that's for sure.
But it's nice to meet you, abuela
Mum!
I just realised that you haven’t meet your grandchildren!
What?!
Also, pumpkin that's not healthy
IVE HAD LIKE SIXTEEN CUPS OF COFFEE! IM SO HYPED RIGHT NOW!
Now, all we have to do is either Steve's to see their newly improved Captain America suit
Hi, I'm the one who dropped the L-word bomb on you. Are you saying you and I wreck havoc on those anyone in our way except for who care for?
Take the glasses off, then we'll talk.
Dad, she's right. You have a house, so make Mac and cheese
@fox-barnes @moon-barnes @lukyan-barnes @multifandomer537 @butter-n-popcorn @official-alpinebarnes0 @nastya-medvdeva @thee-little-angel