INCORRECT QUOTES WITH MY OCS!
INCORRECT QUOTES WITH MY OCS!
Xian: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Aioru?
Aioru: … No…
Rhea: I do!
Xian: I know, Rhea.
Rhea: I’m sad!
Xian, exasperated: I know, Rhea.
Ano: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Aioru does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Rhea: If Aioru were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Aioru jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Ryo: You jump off a cliff!
Rhea: Gladly. Provided Aioru did first.
Riane: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Aioru: …Mum, I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours…
Rhea: I got distracted about halfway through.
Xian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Niki: Hey, Xian? Can I get some dating advice?
Xian: Just because I’m with Aioru doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Hyiin: I don't know how he did it either.
Niki: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Rhea: The cow???
Aioru: …What…?
So'ren: Rhea, W H Y?
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Xian: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Aioru: ...I did… I broke it…
Xian: No. No you didn't. Rhea?
Rhea: Don't look at me. Look at So'ren.
So'ren: What?! I didn't break it.
Rhea: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
So'ren: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Rhea: Suspicious.
So'ren: No, it's not!
Niki: If it matters, probably not, but Hyiin was the last one to use it.
Hyiin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Niki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Hyiin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Niki!
Aioru: …Guys… let's not fight… I broke it… Let me pay for it, Xian…
Xian: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
So'ren: Xian... Niki's been awfully quiet.
Niki: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Xian, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Xian: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Xian:
Xian: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Rhea: My first car was a Saturn.
Niki: What make?
Rhea: Ummmm… I dunno… A Saturn Venus?
Niki: No, Rhee, those are just two planets.
*Reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
So'ren: Thanks fam!
Hyiin: oh no
Niki: *cries* I love you too
Rhea: Sounds fake but okay
Aioru: *A flustered mess*
Xian: Can i get a refund?
Ano: Neat!
Ryo: Cool! *turns to Ano* what's love??
Riane: I'm sorry, darling, but I'm married.
Ai'nliye: H-huh? Can you repeat that?
Riju: *Raises an eyebrow*
Rhea: Just be yourself.
Xian: 'Be myself'? Rhea, I have one day to win Aioru over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Niki: Two days.
Riju: Few weeks.
Xian: YOU'RE MY SISTER! WH-
So'ren: Six months.
Hyiin: Jury’s still out.
Ano and Ryo, simultaneously: Don't look at us.
Xian: See, Rhea?
Xian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Rhea: Are we really going to let Xian keep Aioru?
Niki: We kept Hyiin, and she's just a snarkier, scalier Aioru, so...
Security: Have you seen a person named 'Xian' around here?
Ano: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Aioru: …it looks fine to me…
Ryo: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
Rhea: OH, THe hOrroR!
Niki: *Screams*
Xian: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Niki: *Screams louder out of pure fear*
Xian: *Screams louder with dragon voice*
Rhea: Should we do something?!
Hyiin, watching while sipping tea: No, I want to see who wins this.
Aioru: ...What the hell is going on...?!
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SO I'VE READ UP TO VOL. 10. AND DAMN. QIFRUGGIO. DAMN. GALWERT. DAMN. EASTLUCI. DAMNNNN.
First off... Why the fuck is Olruggio basically Aizawa from MHA? Because honestly, if he grew his hair out and shaved his beard down short, they look the same. And I hella love an exhausted/dad/bisexual af teacher type.
Next, Qifrey. Let's just start with his parenting skills. He's a traumatized one-eye boi, but he's still an adorable dad. And let me be very clear, this man gives kinky asf vibes. Under the cute, there is a man who can turn ANY of Olly's contraptions into a sex toy. But his dadding is amazeballs.
The Knights Moralis remind me of the Knights of Favonius from Genshin Impact. Like, Luluci-> Jean? Easthies-> Diluc? The dude with spiky orange hair whose name I don't remember-> Kaeya? Galga-> Albedo? No? Okay. But Eastluciiiiiiiiii. Just yes.
Finally, the girls. Imma just say that people usually describe me as a Tetia. But tbh, I prefer Coco. Also, spellcheck hates Agathe. Sorry, Agott. And why does everyone spell Richeh like Riche? It's REEK-he. Not RICH-e. Ugh.
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FANART/FANFIC ABT WITCH HAT ATELIER. *sobs in Qifruggio/Galwert/Eastluci shipper*
So I just watched Scott Pilgrim VS. The World. I’m rewatching Scott Pilgrim Takes Off right now. Here are some points I found.
in spto, Roxie is seen as more valid. In spvtw, Wallace is obviously gay and so are a bunch of other dudes (mostly because of Wallace but still). And there seems to be a lot of homophobia towards lesbians in general in spvtw. But spto fixes that. Good for you, Science Saru.
also, the movie is exploring Scott’s development as a character, while the anime is exploring Ramona’s character development.
in spvtw, Scott is obsessed with PAC-Man. In spto, he likes Sonic the Hedgehog. He’s autistic. Definitely. Love him.
This has been Shroomie’s PSA on Scott Pilgrim. :)
We Interrupt Your Scheduled Tumblr Scroll To Show You Immense Cuteness.
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
quite a few things, actually
The link is here! ⤵️
If you'd like to join, please make a request! I review all requests personally.
Hi
It's me
Who here would join a community of people who make Harry Potter headcanons? That's literally all we'd do.
I ask this because I'm writing a fanfiction that is going to be a re-write of the books, but from the viewpoint of side characters; and I want people to give me ideas for things to add for worldbuilding stuff.
I love using hcs in my work, but I'm dumb and am bad at making them myself.
(If this does end up happening, I will credit every single person in the community in the fic ♡)
TL;DR, I'm looking for Harry Potter geeks and writers to start a Harry Potter headcanon community with.
my other little funny things
I'm not just on tumblr, as you may have guessed. I have AO3, Pinterest, Instagram (which I don't use very often, but still), Quotev, Wattpad, and... that's about it.
AO3: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer
Pinterest: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Shroomieeeeeeeeee
Quotev: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Headcanon Generator Supreme
Wattpad: @AuraSaysRawr
I have forgotten my Instagram, so you guys'll just have to deal with it, but that's okay.
smiles, shroomie
Lemme tell you about this one friend I have.
For a bit of context, she likes anything and everything dragons, Warrior Cats, and art.
I'm hanging out with her the other day, as friends do. Suddenly, she goes: my lips are so chapped what the heck
And then puts on chapstick
No, don't scroll. I know it sounds like a normal interaction so far, but just give me two sentences.
She smacks her lips for a second, and then turns to me and goes: this chapstick tastes weird. I'm confused, so she clarifies: it tastes like someone else used it.
At this point, my brain has stopped functioning. I have ADHD, and I can hear weird things that I shouldn't be able to hear. I've heard of people with really good senses of smell. But being able to taste who's used a CHaPSTICK?
At this point I think all my friends are just fey in disguise.
yay! *giggles in adhd*
You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!
Guys. Guys. Minsungsexual.
I am fricking dead.
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