Frogs And Mushrooms Does That Equal Neurodivergence. I Know I’m Neurodivergent. I Want Both Or Is That

it is so funny how people send me hate being like "touch grass you soggy mf"

bitch i been touching grass i am a literal fantasy cosplayer

i literally have a six foot long wooden dowel that i use as a staff for twirly stick cardio

nature is my kingdom

i can tell different kinds of poison plants from just the shape of the berries

maybe you need to touch grass

idk

get some of that rage out

love yall

Hi

It's me

Who here would join a community of people who make Harry Potter headcanons? That's literally all we'd do.

I ask this because I'm writing a fanfiction that is going to be a re-write of the books, but from the viewpoint of side characters; and I want people to give me ideas for things to add for worldbuilding stuff.

I love using hcs in my work, but I'm dumb and am bad at making them myself.

(If this does end up happening, I will credit every single person in the community in the fic ♡)

TL;DR, I'm looking for Harry Potter geeks and writers to start a Harry Potter headcanon community with.

Hi.Are you a mushroom?

did you not read my blog header?

yes. the answer is yes.

NO!!!

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

what do you believe when everyone is watching? what do you believe?

what do you believe when nobody is watching? what do you believe?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY AVENTURINE SOUNDS LIKE RYAN REYNOLDS? LIKE WHAT?

the IA stands for Immediately, Asshole

LGBT stands for Let’s Get Blitzo Therapy

there’s a tornado warning so me and my broheim are chilling in my grandparents’ laundry room.

laundry besties.

He comes into the room and goes: “If Imma die, imma die playing Wordscapes.”

I love this mf.

UPDATE: my bestie just texted me and was like “WORDSCAPES? bro is og.” And my brother goes: “well, I can’t play legend of Zelda, it’s an IPAD.”

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

I FUCKING LOVE BMTH IT'S SO NICE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOES

LET’S MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if you know you know