CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY AVENTURINE SOUNDS LIKE RYAN REYNOLDS? LIKE WHAT?

I keep forgetting that I am not, in fact, a harpy-sphinx-thing, and the preening/nesting habits are confusing to people.

Yeah! I dye my hair crazy colors, bite people, and have eight bajillimillion plushies that I cobble together a fort out of and sleep in!

I’m calling my weird theriotype the Sphynxie. Will be posting an art of it eventually.

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

My brother likes fortnite.

Him about Meowdas: "he's a cute little kitty and I want to give him squidges."

About Ghost Director: "She's a symbiote- she keeps her symbiote in her backpack."

about Dynamo Tntna: "A hot chicky chick who lives to ruin people's lives."

About Undercover Skye: "She's cosplaying."

"Eat your fish. And then to recycle, turn it into pure gold with your powers and turn it into a battle axe."

I'm so fuckin confused. What the fuck is a "squidge"?

neuvilette, the great otterworm justice of Fontaine

On his way to the court 🐉💨

So I just watched Scott Pilgrim VS. The World. I’m rewatching Scott Pilgrim Takes Off right now. Here are some points I found.

in spto, Roxie is seen as more valid. In spvtw, Wallace is obviously gay and so are a bunch of other dudes (mostly because of Wallace but still). And there seems to be a lot of homophobia towards lesbians in general in spvtw. But spto fixes that. Good for you, Science Saru.

also, the movie is exploring Scott’s development as a character, while the anime is exploring Ramona’s character development.

in spvtw, Scott is obsessed with PAC-Man. In spto, he likes Sonic the Hedgehog. He’s autistic. Definitely. Love him.

This has been Shroomie’s PSA on Scott Pilgrim. :)

our wisest scholars don’t know what yeet means.

Even our wisest scholars pale in comparison to the might of the common missile

Chunky Sylus 🐉

Hi.Are you a mushroom?

did you not read my blog header?

yes. the answer is yes.

Happy bday Hyunjin!

We're proud of you, Hwang. Congrats on 24!

sitting outside on a tree swing getting eaten by mosquitos with bad internet and an ac unit in the neighbors yard

and also the sounds of something flimsy hitting wood and my brother weed whacking

I love lazy Mondays

Is- is it weird that I thought this was a chicken?

Happy Thanksgiving 🍗