Lemme Tell You About This One Friend I Have.

Excuse me, but we'd like to refer you to the Genshin Impact fandom.

-The MHA fandom

mha HAS to be the horniest fandom ive ever been in

What the sheep, dude?

the frick frack tic tak snikity snak did u just call me?

listen here, ya boul o’ fräcken brän flaeks

don’t make me deep fry your buckookum

I will make you into a 0.25¢ vending machine snack

no one needed you, Cinderellas 2 and 3. No one likes you, The Little Mermaid 2.

You, my vertically challenged anserine, are pistachio ice cream.

and for my fellow queers?

THE FUCK IS UP, FAGS?

(with the utmost respect)

Love and deepspace need to have male mc option

the gays/trans dudes don’t really wanna have to play a girl

EQUALITY

So yes, I did another photoshoot! This plush is @nagarnia's Fluffli Plushie!

*squirms*

I am snek

I am smol snek

Not snak

Snek

Not for the eatings

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

NO!!!

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

My mom is wearing a denim jacket and jeans

my mom has ascended to Peak White Mom

“Bee, you can’t dress up just a bit more? Just a full angsty outfit? Leaning into it?”

I know I’m edgy leave me alone

He’s been chunkified

Chunky Sylus 🐉

No

It has been tumultuous

our wisest scholars don’t know what yeet means.

Even our wisest scholars pale in comparison to the might of the common missile