I Feel So Called Out

Heyyyyyyyyyy my dad has all of those games

You still selling that lens?

Heh >:) Nope!!! SOLD IT a while back! But hey, if u want board games, I gotta buncha unused ones, frosthaven, dune board game, and twilight imperium that I gotta sell due to lack of space

NO!!!

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

THIS. THIS IS TRUE FEMINISM

Also, I hc Hiccup as 5'8" and skinny and Astrid as 5'7" and MOOSCULAR

Not to be a loser or whatever but saying Astrid is "the man in the relationship" in Hiccstrid is wildly misogynistic and misandrist all at the same time. Enforcing rigid gender roles to pretend you're NOT enforcing gender roles is fucking weird.

Hiccup is a man, he is The Man in the relationship. All of him is masculine because he is a man, he identifies as a man, he (we can assume) has male biology, and everyone around him accepts him as male.

Acting like Hiccup is somehow "weak" or "submissive" or "effeminate" just because he's thin and has a gentler personality then Astrid walks back what Feminists have been struggling to explain for years.

Astrid is a woman, she is The Woman in the relationship. All of her is feminine because she is a woman, she identifies as a woman, she (we can assume) has female biology, and everyone around her accepts her as female.

Acting like Astrid is "dominating" or "masculine" or "stronger" just because she's a better warrior and has a more aggressive personality then Hiccup is

WALKING BACK WHAT FEMINISTS HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING TO DEPROGRAM FROM YOUR PEA BRAINS FOR DECADES

Personality traits and physical attributes do not dictate what makes you a man or a woman, it's how you FEEL and how you accept yourself. If you are a man thats gentle and compassionate, empathetic and patient- then you ARE JUST A MAN WHO IS GENTLE AND COMPASSIONATE AND EMPATHETIC AND PATIENT.

WOMEN ARE STILL WOMEN IF THEY'RE PHYSICALLY STRONG OR THEY'RE AGGRESSIVE OR THEY'RE SMART.

It's my cousin Throckmorton's cat. His name is Jeffriney.

More cosplay cos why not

The one in the honeycomb dress is my furry friend- they’re awesome! They make all their own fursuits.

I must be high or smth because I just looked down at my black camo cropped tank top and saw a piece of blue lint on it and thought it was a tiny mouse.

I also have a Velveeta Cheese mustache. Screw you, shells n' cheese.

sitting outside on a tree swing getting eaten by mosquitos with bad internet and an ac unit in the neighbors yard

and also the sounds of something flimsy hitting wood and my brother weed whacking

I love lazy Mondays

IM ALSO LITERALLY AUBREY BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE HER. or at least blackspace her

my boyfriend has gotten me obsessed with omori

i kinda hate aubrey

basil is my favorite

what the fuck do you mean he's depressed and suicidal

no

*runs to ao3*

immediately sees the sunflower tag and proceeds to read all of the possible wiki on basil and sunny

i approve of this ship

now, if ao3 does its job correctly, they can be happy and alive, thank you omocat

kel my sunshine boy

my qpr told me that basil was depression and hero was bargaining

they're a liar

hero laid in his bed unable to get out for days bc he was sad

basil is literally just trying to be optimistic

also

basil is not a murderer

sunny *technically* is

they're sixteen and honestly i don't believe sunny meant to hurt mari

they panicked

im gonna let you sleep now

Guys. Guys. Minsungsexual.

I am fricking dead.

reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you