I’m Watching The FNAF Movie With My Brother. I Hate Horror. But- It’s Actually Half-decent.

I have bronchitis- maybe even pneumonia- and I’m dyeing my hair for the second time in two weeks

what even is my life

lil’ bitty thoughts

Do y’all wanna see Shroomie? Yes, she’s an OC/if I was a Vtuber.

Crud.

The shenanigans I’d get up to as a Vtuber would be LEGENDARY. Like… while on a Genshin stream? Hello? My brain is already monologuing 24/7 about THE FricKiNG SUmERu sTORY QUEST- “I am a ftp Vtuber! Also known as an adult human with adult money who’d rather spend said money on plushies.” “KAVETHAM? MORE LIKE THE FORKING ROOMIES TO LOVERS TROPE-“ “I re-downloaded Tumblr, guys. I am no longer a memelord. I AM THE MEMEGOD.”

Does Vtubing actually make money? ‘Cause I’d totally be a Vtuber. Who also produces music and cosplays.

Anyhoo… I’m the neurodivergent introvert friend. Kinda like Danny Phantom Exe. But a chick. And asexual. /ASEXUAL DOESN’T MEAN WE DON’T OCCASIONALLY GET HORNY./

Do we really care about Yuzuya? Yes, yes we do. His song RUN WILD is amazing. GOD just sounds like he was still horny from making an audio and wrote a song about sadomasochism. Forkin' heck.

S2 E9 OF HELLUVA BOSS IS OUTTTTTTT. AND I’M STILL BAFFLED THAT CRISTINA VEE IS VEROSIKA’S VA. Like, wtf, Ladybug/Bennet/Xingqiu/Tiny Rody Soul. But still. AND STOLAS WITH THE ROCK BALLAD?! AÁÀÃĀaąÆàAAAAAAAAAĂaaaaäağggggġhhħhhhhhhh. I am dead, please attend my funeral and bring me a Asmodeus plushie.

I Am Menstruating, So Here's A Period Thought.

(Yes, it's about aliens again.)

We, as humans, eat a lot of food that other animals can't eat. Chocolate, grapes, avocados, broccoli, alcohol (although I did once have a cat who loved beer), caffeine, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, any spicy food, tomatoes, the list goes on. Dairy products, everyone.

I am currently having period cravings. For hot cheetos, spicy ramen, raspberry-infused dark chocolate, and hot cocoa. Any and all of that would kill a dog.

But, would it kill an alien?

I once saw a thing that said that chocolate is a universally poisonous substance. And sure, I'll stand by that. If you give chocolate to any species except for humans, they will die. Miserably.

BUT! And this is a large but.

HUMANS ARE NOT ALL-POWERFUL, NOR ARE THEY ALL-IMMUNE!

Pokeweed (a little, deadly plant characterized by its red stem and purple berries) is absolutely lethal to us. One tiny berry will kill us. Oleander, a beautiful pink/red/white flower, can kill with any/all of its parts. Nightshade, recognized by its bright red berries, kills in less than 24 hours.

Aliens consider all of these plants to be delicacies.

Zygerin chefs whip up fabulously delicious hemlock soups for their patrons. Ytertjjijkis bakers utilize nightshade, pokeweed, and yew in all of their most famous pastries. Aàkî cooks use Oleander and destroying angel mushrooms in common garden salads.

But yes, chocolate is deadly to them. And the other 99.999% of the universe.

6. one of those blow-up dino costumes

7. my hoodie

8. a watch

9. Suit

10: a full fursuit

5 sexiest things a woman could wear

Full suit of armor

Just an oversized teeshirt

blood of her enemies

leather jacket

Super cool sword on her back

So I was tickling my brother the other day, and he’s trying EVERYTHING to get away. He hides in my mom’s closet and yells, “I’M GAY! GO AWAY!”.

My formerly-a-pastor, very Christian grandfather loses his crap.

My brother admits he was joking, and I’m just lying on the ground, dying of laughter. Like- losing my friggin mind.

Never have I been so proud of my brother.

The entire percentage of tumblr asexuals says no

So yes, I did another photoshoot! This plush is @nagarnia's Fluffli Plushie!

It's been a while, so... guess what? A headcanon! (Genshin Impact ver.)

Mondstadt stuff first!

Albedo was adopted by Alice about two years before Klee was born. Hence why Klee calls him 'big brother'.

Dvalin is genderfluid, literally. It can switch gender at will.

Diluc fake-dated Jean and Kaeya fake-dated Lisa for a while so none of them would have to come out.

Windwheel Aster actually spin like pinwheels.

Diluc has a pet hairless cat whose name is Rhine.

Next is Liyue!

Qingxin flowers have a few medicinal uses: When dried and used in poultices or serums, they are potent painkillers, but if they are fresh, mashing them and using them the same way turns them into an aphrodisiac.

Xiao may no longer have wings in his human form, nor can he shift into his full adeptus form, but he can shift into a small, rather chubby turquoise finch.

Hu Tao plays the hammered dulcimer, Chongyun plays the gu zheng, Zhongli is proficient with the upright bass but rarely plays, Xingqiu plays the koto and the organ, Xiao knows how to play the panflute, and Keqing plays the erhu.

Inazuma, bitch!

As a general rule, the archons' familiars have a beast form and a human form. As it applies to Yae Miko, her beast form is a 9-foot-tall nine-tailed kitsune. Dvalin's human form is a 5'8" woman with pale skin, turquoise hair, and dark purple-pink eyes.

Ayaka has a pet owl named Minji, but Minji likes Ayato more than Ayaka.

Itto sometimes paints his horns with Shinobu's nail polish.

That is all for now, lovelies! Sumeru, Fontaine, and Natlan will come soonish, don't worry.

neuvilette, the great otterworm justice of Fontaine

On his way to the court 🐉💨