Nonchalantly Brings Up Something I've Been Obsessing Over For Multiple Months As If It Just Occurred

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

im hungry as fuck bro can you pass me a microplastic

oh no!!!

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

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society if we were all autistic (imagine a picture of a bunch of trains)

i feel like being a milf lover is an essential job. dr fauci send me the vaccine

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives