“Guinea Pig Getting Cozy Enjoying The Back Scratcher.”

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

My girl an army general and I'm. Look I haven't thought of a joke yet but if I had one it'd be hilarious ok just trust me on that one

do i go on a walk or do i go bat shit insane

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

add another clove of garlic im not driving

white girls hunting me in packs

Tom Nook: Do you mind if I invite my old museum curator friend, Blathers?

Me, visibly sobbing: You tell that old son of a bitch to come home

home is really just a crafting table next to a furnace and a bed

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.