Im Hungry As Fuck Bro Can You Pass Me A Microplastic

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

They hate to see a girlboss stimming…

old people are right. about werthers originals

babygirl i can repress feelings you’ve never even heard of before

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

she is weird but the pussy got that psych ward sock grip

Bestie can we have gay sex sorry I mean gay sex I mean

oh no!!!

not now son daddy’s text post is flopping ...

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]