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The Official Jedi view on politics is that they try not to interfere and do not trust politicians, but if they are running out of options on how to settle an issue they will tell Padme Amidala what is going on and just unleash her onto their problems

padmé is literally dying and these 2 clowns are doing THIS?

star wars is so fucking stupid, I love it

me: where are my snackies

emperor palpatine who lives in my kitchen: it seem, in your anger….you ated them

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

I will honestly never forgive y’all for going crazy over kylo ren. like u literally had poe and finn and u chose kylo. that’s like saying u would fuck jar jar binks over anakin or obi. rip to ur taste in men but I am different

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.

time travel fics where it’s Luke and/or Leia who goes back to the prequels as opposed to prequels characters going back to the prequels are incredibly funny because instead of emotional tension you could cut with a knife and horrible grief overlaying every action it’s just one (or two) ridiculously powerful people running around with absolutely no idea what’s going besides (a) that the chancellor everybody loves is pure evil and plotting the downfall of the republic and (b) that their dad (with whom they have a VERY complex relationship) is, at best, old enough to be barely out of space college. who needs complex and carefully rendered plans based on a million different remembered factors when you can have one of the space twins seeing Palpatine and trying to kill him with their illegal laser sword on sight

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

I’m so obsessed with this gif bc obi wan looks like he’s so happy but a little bit nervous to see dex he looks like he’s picking up dex for prom. he looks like he’s in love. in love with dex jettster. fuck you satine obi wan wants a big frog thing with four arms not your hillary clinton self 

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

i just ordered a pizza but i think i unwittingly set the jedi purge in motion help

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

You are the dancing queen. Young and sweet, Chancellor Palpatine

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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

Popular with the troops.

Popular with the troops.

Evil Lord

Santi Casas

reading sw novels again like

There's nothing left for me here I want to come with you and learn the ways of the force to become a jedi like my father

Happy Star Wars Gen Exchange! My giftee was @marajadey!!

Hope you like it!! :) <3

I bought the Are You Scared Darth Vader book by Adam Rex and I just

I thought between this and the cursed bit that was going around Tumblr it couldn’t get better.

But it did.

It really really did

THIS IS TRULY THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN