I Bought The Are You Scared Darth Vader Book By Adam Rex and I Just

They got kidnapped. Again.

The average Ao3 user

I’M LOSING IT. This lady is offering herself up to Vader as an apprentice to help him take down the Emperor, saying it in the most hilarious way possible, “I know there’s something in you unfulfilled, Darth Vader. I’m what you need.” Boba Fett, watching all this unfold, assuming this is some weird sex thing: “Gross.  I’m deleting that from my brain rn.” Meanwhile, I am in tears, this is the funniest thing I’ve read since someone asked Darth Vader if he wanted a sex dungeon in his Bullshit Castle of Drama and Sadness when building it on Mustafar.

“I will not Fight you.”

what if anytime anakin was sad the sad accordion music from spongebob played

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To be fair to the comic artist, I'm pretty sure any of us would make that exact same expression when coming face to face with Darth Vader.

this is the only good star wars interview