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Marching Quotes #3

"You guys sound like a wet, soggy potato chip."

"Why are the sousas all twerking with their sousas around their waists?"

"You all like soggy potato chips?"

"I like soup!"

"Is squad zero people the people who dont have their instruments?"

"You're going to eggplant arent you."

"I want a peach."

"Hold me back, sir."

"I'm moist."

"Look out for the puddle of suffering."

"mY sOcKs aRe dAMp"

"I RAN AND IT WAS A MISTAKE."

"The puddle is suffering, death is going inside and still walking in water because it's in your shoes."

"I want to kermit go home."

"(Trumpet) LOOKS LIKE AN ANTELOPE"

"We must discuss those two's removal from the trumpet party."

"You have to be a big tittie"

"WE NEED TO GO TO W A R"

"WhY are you a bIRd?"

If I ever go deaf, I just want everyone to know that it was the group of 3 trumpets who sit behind me and blast into my ears to annoy me. Thank you.

You probably wont even get to me, but I'm willing to try because I am c u r i o u s

Hey! You just caught a pokemon! What could it be??

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random pokemon based off their blog and url! I’ll also provide a detailed analysis of why you and the pokemon go together.

Y'all really do be testing me

Hey you. Yes you. You reading this. Go practice ♡♡♡

Please help me settle a debate

Some of my favorite quotes from this masterpiece.

"Cool Timpani with small fan"

"Keep both feet together"

"Insert peanuts"

"Breathe now"

"Tune the Uke"

"Light explosives now.....and......now."

"Release the penguins"

"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"

"Slap thigh"

"Cornet use ice"

"Add bicycle"

"Remove cattle from stage"

"Bow real fast"

"Slippage may occur"

"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"

"All harpists stand up and wait."

"Balance your chair on two legs"

"Moonwalk"

"Continue "swimming" motion"

"Rests are imaginary."

Hey you. Yes you. You reading this. Go practice ♡♡♡

A Piccolo Trumpet.

Yes, you can actually put a trumpet mouthpiece in a piccolo, and yes, it does work.

Hi I'm like 2 days late which is upsetting but I guess it's a mental challenge to ask if you remember now, isn't it

ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like…

Do you remember? 

ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like...

Do you remember?