i have some king!schlatt brainrot rn and iām just thinking of being his queen and him spoiling me with the best that riches can buy and every little thing he does is out of pure adoration and love and cockwarming at council meetings and jousting matches š
OHOHOHOHO YESSSS. Don't mind the fact that I'm writing this on my walk home from the bus, BUT
The way he would sit you on his cock as he signs documents and sings softly to you and the slight whispers of how good you're being when he finishes the song before moving to the next. I love this man with all my heart- HWJDBDJS