Latest Posts by secret-in-void - Page 3

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

redraw of an old comic of mine :D

there are so many hidden relationships between people.. ur grandpa killed mine in a war some 800 years ago but also we were neighbors in the 1700s who traded eggs and milk. wwhat does that make us 

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Senpai says you’re welcome

HERE YOU GO FUCKERS, HERE IS ME. AND MY HOUSE ARREST BRACELET. 

SO FUCK YOU FOR CALLING ME A LIAR/ATTENTION WHORE

AND SAYING THAT THOSE SHOES WEREN’T MINE/ME AND THAT I’M NOT EVEN ON FUCKING HOUSE ARREST, WHICH I FUCKING AM.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

why the fuck would i even lie about this shit ? srsly.

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

humbled

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

They had not been seen together in the museum galleries for quite a while. Monet’s “Women with Umbrellas” are once again side by side in the Impressionist gallery.

Beautiful magnolias levitating on the water.

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

Cats with hearts ♡

Calming CAT!

People need to get used to the idea of getting older and even romanticize it there’s so much you gain by aging and learning every day there’s beauty in someone whose years show on their face. I’m sick and tired of people turning 25 and being like omg I’m so old I’m having an identity crisis. get a grip. Bitch.

source: x

goodnight :)

Astronaut tweets

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

ok maybe there are still some funny people on twitter

dudes are rocking at unprecedented levels