Senpai Says You’re Welcome

KILL HIM

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Mcytblr favourite (cursed) posts

This is supposed to be an archive for myself for my favourite cursed posts I've been collecting over the times. I might add to this in the future.

(click here to check if it has been updated)

If some posts that are really funny are missing it's because I probably haven't seen them (Or can't find them).

Some of these might be a little nsfw

Mumbo is Grian's cat

Hey Wilbur (Absolute classic. This post is from 2019. 2019.)

Schlattbur shipper

Is C!Jschlatt heterophobic?

C!Wilbur is a whore (mpreg)

Dream SMP family tree

Grian's top surgery

C!Tubbo's execution (mpreg) (a personal favourite of mine)

The reason why Bee duo got Michael (mpreg)

Tubbo's execution was his top surgery (mpreg)

C!Wilbur swallowed Sally's eggs (mpreg)

Sootcest (updated again)

Sootcest flag

Thicc Grian Tuesday

[Closed RP]

The Tapeworm Post

The Tapeworm Post (SBI Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (Hermitcraft Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (Empires SMP Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (except there's no tapeworms and Y/N is pregnant)

Dream impregnated Lil Nas X (mpreg)

Call Grian Irrelevant— (with probably the funniest reblog from the op after I made my addition to it):

You are Mark, you are my husband, and I will not support these- these childish delusions!

Gay High School (Ⅰ. Ⅱ. Ⅲ. Ⅳ)

Can We Pretend the Airplanes in the Night Sky Are Like Shooting Stars?

How Wilbur Got His Name (mpreg)

A collection of Penis SMP posts I've made before

THE IMAGE WAS AN ACCIDENT (Penis SMP)

C!Wilbur sand popsicles (I know there are others on the list that can kinda be considered nsfw but please believe me when I say this one is on another level)

MILF Grian Monday

Dream SMP Furbies

Oops! All DILFs!

Redza

Dad Kisser Doc Donnerstag

Dad Kisser Doc Donnerstag (updated and explained)

Treebark Puppies (mpreg)

My Werewolf Boyfriend

Fuschia Fishfuckers (by popular demand)

Scott is a Slut masterpost (with explanation and links to the important posts)

The Whoreslut Survey

The Hermitcraft "Kickability" study

The Hermitcraft Microwavability Study

The Official Hermitblr Gay Sex Survey

Dream SMP Tumblr Sexyman

3rd Life/Last Life Tumblr Sexyman

How did the fish breathe and wilbur also breathe? (Version 1｜Version 2)

yeah these two definitely fucked

Mumbo is on his period

Stellar Knockers, My Guy! (X Tiddy Tuesday)

Look on My Works, Ye Mighty, and Despair!

Trafficblr's version of that quackbur drawing you know which one

Techno Potato Blade

So Let Me Be and I'll Set You Free: (Dream SMP Las Nevadas / Dream SMP Pogtopia / Grian's 100h hardcore server / 3rd life smp / Smajor1995 / Jschlatt / Dream SMP Sapnap & Dream / Dream SMP SBI + Bee Duo and Mumza / Dream SMP Ponk, Sam and Foolish / Empires SMP Wither Rose Alliance / Dream SMP Wilbur / 100hrs hardcore version 2 / Dream SMP Hitting on 16)

C!Wilbur is the son of... (mpreg) (yes again)

Technodike anon

*puts on beanie*

PS5

Salmonella (Ⅰ, Ⅱ)

The Bible Fandom

Scar is a Domesticated Villain

Hermit E-boys

The Hermits with Most Sex Appeal

Rabiesgender and salmonellasexual

DNF Cakes

Would You Fuck a Clone of Yourself?

Dream Has a Gun

Yeah man I love my favorite content creator Tommyinnit

What hating Dream does to a person

The Rift

Eggs

Hermiitopia

These are my three anime partners. Yes they watch anime

Xisumagayte (+ fanart)

Philza was hungry

DNFeid Fundywastaken?

Titulus Venereus

People need to get used to the idea of getting older and even romanticize it there’s so much you gain by aging and learning every day there’s beauty in someone whose years show on their face. I’m sick and tired of people turning 25 and being like omg I’m so old I’m having an identity crisis. get a grip. Bitch.

I just want to disappear into this universe. Be the sun and the sand,  the wind and the water  moving aimlessly. I want to be the dance  between the earth, the sky and the waves. Be the energy that holds  everything in its place. And then I just want to appear as a tiny human being and open my eyes and open my heart to see myself.