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Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

IM SORRY BUT IS TOUR USERNAME BASED ON YUU REWARD SYSTEM IN HONG KONG

IT'S LITERALLY MY NAME???

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

what if. watcher grian being the one bringing jellie from season to season (im normal)

[partially inspired by @0xeyedaisy's watcher jellie fanart]

I know we talked about the foosball table a lot but I don't think we talked about it enough

Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

I just want to disappear into this universe. Be the sun and the sand,  the wind and the water  moving aimlessly. I want to be the dance  between the earth, the sky and the waves. Be the energy that holds  everything in its place. And then I just want to appear as a tiny human being and open my eyes and open my heart to see myself.

i'm a firm believer that there's nothing funnier than professional minecraft players who Only know their very specific niche, so the second they try to do anything outside of said niche they're fucked. there's nothing more entertaining than watching a speedrunner who knows every little mechanic on how to optimize beating the game struggle to craft a fence. or watching a builder whose constructed cities bigger than real-life countries figure out they can equip shields in their offhand for extra protection. genuinely peak comedy

The moon in Romantic paintings

Share with anyone who might need some extra comfort this week. 💕 The cat is in and ready to dispense comforting words! 🐱

Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

fucking losing it over this thumbnail

kill the shift manager in your brain

Thats so fucking funny. goddammit

(x)

Wtf is it with philza and being up high? was rewatching the qsmp vods and every time he's just uppies?? When they first arrived he went to the roof of the train station, with the French plane crash he was just on top of the plane, during festiva junina he was perched on the strings of colored wool and with the wedding he was on the string of lanterns. Also his house is on top of a fucking wall.

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

I didn’t realise this until adulthood but handmade birthday piñatas are the apex of parental devotion. I spent the week cooking for my ravenous teenage cousins and felt a bit crestfallen at times that I was spending so long making something that was going to disappear within minutes—but with piñatas it’s so much worse, they exist to be savagely maimed. Year after year my father asked his kids what shape they wanted this year’s piñatas to be and he spent weeks painstakingly making them in the basement after work, only to watch a bunch of oversugared bat-wielding kids gleefully destroy them in less than 10 minutes. 

I mentioned this to him and he said he remembered researching tarantula anatomy for the giant spider piñata I asked for when I was 4, trying to make the fangs the right shape and to cut the crepe paper into very thin ribbons so the thing would look appropriately fuzzy, and I was like “and I don’t even remember it because I was four!! spending so long building a beautiful object only so your kids will have fun destroying it, knowing they won’t even remember it, is such a selfless endeavour” and he said “my other motivation was that you said you wanted the spider to look real & scary so the kids at your birthday party would be terrified of it and you’d get to scoop up all the candy and I wanted to support your slyness & ambition”

Cube : )

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Source: Instagram

Marvel Comics #1000: We’re Calling Him Ben

hey could you look after my pet goldfish while i sleep? thanks! see you in the morning!