I wonder if Erwin remembers Eren as that child who gazed upon him him, the boy who held eye contact with him and smiled brightly that day when the Survey Corps returned from an expedition in the year 845
Billy, calling Steve: Where are you, Steve? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.
precious beautiful boys having literally the s a m e energy
me scrolling through the harringrove tag on AO3 trying to find new fics to read and realizing that i’ve read them all
Peter: Children are the WORST. They’re AWFUL- ESPECIALLY teenagers. I am NEVER raising a SINGLE child-
Miles: *exists*
Peter: Children?? Are so PURE??? And teenagers…are ESPECIALLY GOOD???? Do I want to have kids?????
Same energy
richie: when you said you did magic in bed this isn’t what i-
eddie, holding up the 8 of spades: is this your card?
richie [softly]: holy shit
Richie: do you want to know your gay name
Eddie: my… gay name?
Richie: yeah, it’s your first name—
Eddie: ha, ha, very funny
Richie, getting down on one knee: —and my last name
Eddie: oh my god
*Covers Harry’s eyes*
Draco: Guess who? He’s gorgeous and adorable
Draco: And he’s gonna get really mad if you get it wrong