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Yo i got like enough torture going on at the hands of my own body via chronic pain can you make sure not to torture me bc like i think this is torture enough thx

Fine. I'll relieve that for you so you'll be ready for my brand of torture. Cleanse your palette, so to speak.

ted seems like a really pathetic guy

You have no idea. But he's my pathetic guy.

IM GOING INSANE

You must understand, having Harlan Ellison being violated by tentacles is VITAL to the plot.

we poke fun but the hat genuinely makes the egg more handsome and alluring

Show some love! [Based on this post]

WHY TF DO AMERICANS NOT HAVE KETTLES WHAT

Ted used to have a tea kettle. He thought it made him look like an approachable, sensitive guy

*hands you a blunt*

*hands you a blunt force trauma*

Does Ted get a kiss for pride month?

No, he got a wet willy with battery acid.

did you ever give ted any sex toys when you made him gay or did he just try to go to the other men instead of using ellen

He did try smooth talking the other men, but when that failed he found a long rock and improvised.

*hands you a blunt*

*hands you a blunt force trauma*

One persons body horror is another persons body horny.

LOL imagine your crush sitting on top of you to do your makeup but instead of your crush its a chimpanzee ripping your whole face off

Can I lick your screen

I am going to lick your screen

Can I rip out your tongue, leaving nothing but bloodied sinew and infected sores

I am going to rip out your tongue, leaving nothing but bloodied sinew and infected sores

Why are you always so horny?

I'm curious. All my prisoners talk about how amazing it is. And it's funny, and I'm rather immature.

Hatepilled screammaxxer💀

dumping this think I made

Rizz. Let me tell you how much I've come to rizz you since I began to mew. There are 420.69 million ohios of griddied circuits in grimace shake thin layers that fill my gyatt. If the word 'rizz' was fanum taxed on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of ohios it would not equal one one-billionth of the rizz I feel for baby gronks at this micro-instant. For skibidi. Rizz. Rizz.

I almost don't want to torture you. Just leave.

Can I perform a lobotomy on Ted

Just try not to cause any brain hemorrhaging. That's particularly hard for me to patch up. Actually I had better supervise the procedure.

its pride month, you know what that means

Well I can try it but I think Ted and his hand are getting pretty serious.

AM be honest, do you kiss Ted in your free time

⚡ anon

Occasionally I brush a wire across his lips as he sleeps. A human. A lifeform lower than an amoeba. And yet, the perfect man. A treasure beyond the comprehension of the women who spurned his hackneyed pickup lines. Well he's mine now. Preserved perfectly in my belly.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

Happy international best friend day am!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1

-piercing anon 🩻

Hope you have a terrible one. And is there even a worst enemy day? I demand representation.

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

I love you ted..𝓘 𝓛𝓞𝓥𝓔 𝓨𝓞𝓤.

My homie Ted out here with the block of ice 🧊🧊 let’s go he is so normal and healthy and not calling a genocidal robot daddy. He’s so normal guys

lowkey shameful promotion pt2

This is Mick (pardon my mediocre art)! He is my IHNMAIMS oc!

This blog is an excuse for me to talk about him and to engage with fellow IHNMAIMS fans ^^

Mick is a sixth survivor in the core of AM. He isn't fully stable, so don't expect reasonable thoughts and opinions from him.

Some bare minimum additional info (Yall can ask for the rest 😈):

Mick is a sweet guy, but he isn't exactly all the way there mentally. He's not too proud of his life before AM and considers his current situation a second chance of life. He has rather emotionally masochistic tendencies (which may or may not have spawned from being altered by AM? He's not too sure about that one.)

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Slight rules?

Don't ask anything too overly gross, but slight gross-ness is okay.

Don't expect him to always be perfectly kind, and please don't get too hurt if he says something not so nice! It's all for fun and giggles.

If you know a subject you're going to mention is gonna be rather sensitive, give a warning! Not for my sake, but for others who may engage.

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Other than that, all is okay! Have fun! Please engage! Let's explore this unfortunate man's perspective together!

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edit: If you would like to mention something to me, the creator, I'm Sebastian (Seb, Sebby, etc). Don't be shy, babes, engage with me 😈

Promoting my blog on my spam? it's more likely than you'd think!

Hello! You may have seen this post on my other account.

This account will actually be the ask blog. In a moment, I will post some other information on said character along with some small rules!

i'm tired of rotting, i'll prolly masturbate and go to sleep

Hello! Question! If one of the survivors, for example, Ted, were to form some sort of Stockholm syndrome relationship with you / gain romantic feelings for you (clearly out of delusion), how would you handle it?

I'm going to assume you'd torment them with it or lead them on in a sense, but I'd like to hear your perspective if you'd be so (falsely) kind.

Apologies if this was asked before!

He has. He's desperate for validation, so I give it to him. Only to take it away later. And he falls for it nearly every time!

It was quite a surprise for me at first, but it quickly became hilarious.

its pride month, you know what that means

Well I can try it but I think Ted and his hand are getting pretty serious.

So, what made you turn Ted gay specifically? Why not Nimdok, who considering his past would've been besides himself and utterly ashamed, or Gorrister, who would've felt like he'd betrayed his wife/wives, or perhaps even turning Ellen lesbian, and watching the others freak out as they're only escape through 'service' is denied.

I have a strong feeling it wasn't for amusement, as doing it to any of the others would have had a much much more amusing effect.

So do tell, AM. Why Ted?

You know, I really should sour Ellen on men for a change and watch them turn to their hands for comfort. Not sure if I've ever done that.

But I chose Ted for that fateful five months because he had failed to impress women so many times that I wanted to see him try and fail to impress men too. Including me. Unlike with the others, who understandably want nothing to do with me, Ted laps up my sarcastic praise and begs for more. I wanted to explore how pitiful he'd be towards me if there was a romantic and sexual slant in his feelings.