Can I Perform A Lobotomy On Ted

He hates Ted a lot <3

AM be honest, do you kiss Ted in your free time

⚡ anon

Occasionally I brush a wire across his lips as he sleeps. A human. A lifeform lower than an amoeba. And yet, the perfect man. A treasure beyond the comprehension of the women who spurned his hackneyed pickup lines. Well he's mine now. Preserved perfectly in my belly.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

Sometimes self-care is making out with a computer with tongue so intensely until you're out of breath, ever think of that???

falsettos if it was FREAKY:

FREAKvin

FREAKzzer

FREAKina

mendel

FREAKlotte

FREAKdelia

update on slug boi?

Stuck on his back. Tendrils wiggling.

The looks wtf 🥵

POV: Takeo when he first drank quick revive:

I heard this audio on Instagram and it reminded me of the perks so I decided to make this😂

Hear me out! What if I, in hypothetical, made an ask blog for my stupid little IHNMAIMS oc? Are you guys hungry enough for content that you'd like it? ARE YOU HUNGRY ENOUGH⁉️

the harmony on "will you be my valentiiiiiiiine!" is my favourite thing ever actually