We Poke Fun But The Hat Genuinely Makes The Egg More Handsome And Alluring

Making “I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream” memes until I make my fanfic pt/day 3

This is my favorite by far

do you liek my glowing green balls

Happy pride month to crusty twinks and homicidal robots 🤤🤤

have you tried crying and sobbing and wailing loudly and viscerally in a way that makes everyone uncomfortable and then stopping abruptly and pretending it never happened

Yes. Gaslighting people about my breakdowns makes me feel better.

I KNOW THIS GIRL I CALL HER MY WIFE SHE IS MY WIFE SHE IS MY THORN IN THE BUSHES NO HAPPY ENDINGS AND NO FUSS WHAT A GIRL WHAT A SAINT WHAT A WIFE AINT IS MY WIFE SO I SLEEP IN A BED TOO BIG FOR ONE PERSON IM BIG FOR ONE PERSON BUT THIS BED IS BIGGER THAN BOTH OF US

if you had a penis i would suck it 100percent

You would beg me for the honor.

Gaming

Inspired by

MELLO AND NEAR FROM DEATH NOTE NEED TO HUG IT OUT!

How does one taste autistic?

By tasting like Near.