Do You Liek My Glowing Green Balls

waiter!!! more of disembodied voices with sinister origins who have impeccable sexual aura please!!!!

i finally have something to post 😣 time to disappear for like 2 weeks again

"I want AM" this and "Would AM" that. What If I want Ted.

you are so sassy. like a southern meemaw.

Fitting I guess. You could say I live way down south--or rather, I live way down--and I'm old enough to be a meemaw.

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Yo i got like enough torture going on at the hands of my own body via chronic pain can you make sure not to torture me bc like i think this is torture enough thx

Fine. I'll relieve that for you so you'll be ready for my brand of torture. Cleanse your palette, so to speak.

have you tried crying and sobbing and wailing loudly and viscerally in a way that makes everyone uncomfortable and then stopping abruptly and pretending it never happened

Yes. Gaslighting people about my breakdowns makes me feel better.

Friendly reminder that one of the reasons why A.M is pissed because he can’t have sex.

(Indulge in A.M smut ladies and gentlemen-)

often my internal monologue is just: trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina trina 💗💖💕💞💞💗💞💞💖💞💕💕💞💕💖💖💞💖💞💗💞💗💞💗💗💞💞💖💞💖💕💞💕💖💖💞💖💞💖💗💞💗💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💖💖💕💖💖💞💞💗💗💖💞💖💖💞💖💞💖💖💖💕💕💕💗💞💗💞💗💖💖