AM Stop Bullying Ted

death note au where everything is the same but light wore booty shorts to the tennis match

do you liek my glowing green balls

brainrot for old book evil torture robot? more likely thank you think

Mx. Allied Mastercomputer, is the rumors true that you love men? It’s almost pride month and we’d like to know if your first name is really true, that you are an ally

My first name. I'll grant you that's amusing.

But I'm no one's ally. And love is a bit of a strong word. I hate everyone, but do I long to feel Ted's succulent lips and smell his chestnut hair? Absolutely.

But we'll keep that between us. Don't want him getting more of an ego.

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Can you replace Ted's eyes with testicles and hang him with his urinary tract .

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you people. I thought I had issues.

(Spider noises)

(Louder spider noises) It's coming. How big do you think it is?

:3

Never shared this one here!!