NOTICE: As More And More Fanfic Writers Are Using Generative AI For Their Works (you Uncreative Dweebs),

Wipedboard whimsy

Playing my favorite game

Is the gummy I found on my floor an edible or melatonin?

Stayed tuned to find out ‼️

Beholding? More like Holding these

I be holding deez ..

Beholder? Eye hardly know.. er

Behold! These nutz

Hold my .. hold my nuts archivist…

Please… please hold me

Wilson proposing but House knew Wilson was planning this so he silently pulls out his own ring box- (fucking gay ass dual proposal trope)

Whats inside??

Garfield cock ring.

Being suddenly added to a random group chat full of millennial fanfic authors would save me in many many ways

That or joining a cult

I’m amenable to both tbh

Is anybody else just really scared

If I have a dream about eating a bagel and I wake up and eat a bagel is that a prophetic dream

I have sight. I see.

Okay I actually want to expand on this just a little-

This post was mostly sparked by the scene I just watched where -SPOILERS- Sean finds out Matt isn’t his son so he finds Christian (his best friend/business partner/and now apparently the real father of his son) and while beating up Christian he says “I loved you the most” ??? Gay.

Beyond that though I’ve always found that while I do believe they both truly love(d) Julia - I think in some ways at least on Christians end that he loves Julia because in his eyes she is an extension of Sean.

(She obviously has value and worth beyond being the wife of Sean but I’m just framing this from the viewpoint of a suppressed bisexual deeply in denial about being in love with his best friend)

Anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk- I could go deeper but nobody else watches this shit so…

Watching nip/tuck is proving to me that I really do make everything gay - why am I shipping Sean and Christian

“I asked ChatGpt”

Ok well I asked the wasps nest in my attic, the song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid. There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.

I’m being a menace to my boyfriend this week and that’s what its all about tbh

First Monday that I don’t have to go into the hellscape I used to call a job and with no final exams looming over my head

I already feel more normal 🙂‍↕️💫

Unfortunately I am spending today applying to new jobs so this normalcy may be short lived