“I Asked ChatGpt”

what am I doing with my life

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

i could survive my own autopsy

Having to go to work tomorrow when I should be drawing yaoi might genuinely kill me

I’m watching nip/tuck bc someone suggested it after I told them I like house md …

This show is absolutely batshit

I have come to realize that I need to elaborate a little for the lesbian one bc some people couldn’t tell which merlin ship it was supposed to be

So just to clear the air-

That’s Guinevere and Lancelot 💫 ⚔️

butch Lance because what is the knights code if not just the butch manifesto ??

(There is a more complete version somewhere where I gave her an arm tattoo but it’s been lost to time)

Wait omg hi tumblr I also draw sometimes and this is some of my art :3 (ignore that it’s all bbc merlin I promise I draw other things too😔)

Wilson proposing but House knew Wilson was planning this so he silently pulls out his own ring box- (fucking gay ass dual proposal trope)

Whats inside??

Garfield cock ring.

craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

First it was the cowboy flesh hats and now it’s hotboxing babies

i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like