If I have a dream about eating a bagel and I wake up and eat a bagel is that a prophetic dream
I have sight. I see.
At work experiencing the fear levels of a cornered prey animal because boss
from absolutely not going for a hug to just hold me
First Monday that I don’t have to go into the hellscape I used to call a job and with no final exams looming over my head
I already feel more normal 🙂↕️💫
Unfortunately I am spending today applying to new jobs so this normalcy may be short lived
nevermind the fact that wilson is staring at house but did anyone see THIRTEEN????
her hand is literally chilling on cuddy's ass.
and CHASE WITH HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER? AAAAA????
edit: @kindchenschema you absolute chad.
i could survive my own autopsy
STOP SCATTERING MY ASHES IM STILL ALIVE
Rip Christian Troy… you would have loved Challengers
Every day, without fail- I have at least one social interaction that solidifies a devastating truth: my sense of humor is painfully millennial
It’s moments like this that make me wish I had religion to comfort me
I should just make my own
Hi! It's me scrumpledmilk the cool guy ever20 trans + autistic YouTube era soon 😨🫣
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