This Image Speaks To Me On Levels I Can’t Explain

Wilson proposing but House knew Wilson was planning this so he silently pulls out his own ring box- (fucking gay ass dual proposal trope)

Whats inside??

Garfield cock ring.

Yearning for med school right now

Entirely impossible for me but I want it

I always get stuck when someone asks for my pronouns because idk how honest I can be- will saying ‘he’ while my long pretty hair is on display make them buffer? Would including ‘it’ as an option give them an aneurism? Can I sprinkle in a neopronoun for shiggles?? Who knows…

Is anybody else just really scared

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

Legitimately the funniest thing just happened in our virtual book group after someone rec’d a vampire romance to me and someone else piped up that it had a “problematic age gap.”

In a vampire romance novel.

Like, yah. I sure fucking hope so.

I had a dream that Cuddy and House were fighting in her office and House turns to the camera(?) and goes

SHE/HER more like BITCH

Cue sitcom laugh track

I wake up

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

I should be drawing yaoi and angst right now

Switching from gel to injections todayyyy

I’m so nervous- I don’t even get to do sub-q I have to do im which is FREAKAYYY

I’m excited tho